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See, Tom Cruise is 5’7”…when he’s wearing three-inch heels.

[Photo via TC Forever]

look, this pic is proof….tom cruise is an asshole!!!

even this angle, which is his most flattering…still makes him look like a complete and utter arse…..

little pigeon toed suri does look cute in this shot though…do you think that is one of tom’s old dresses…

what is so weard on this picture??

I think the midget photographs better this way….and those chinese eyes are really coming through…I wonder if Holmes asked her grandmama about the milk man yet ahahhahah

She has her mother to thank for those feet..check it out on gallery of the absurd…14 is having fun with SKANK hilton on there

I heard Hilton may only be doing HOURS of her sentence due to prison overcrowding.

I’m not into the death penalty per se, but when prison overcrowding reaches such an extent that a boozed up heiress can’t properly serve her own time, I think the death penalty should be reinstated.

We’re too lenient in our justice systems here, we need to beef it back up and make idiots afraid of the law again!

Know what would work? The threat of a year membership into $cien! The threat of losing money really fast should work!

OH MY SHADOW AHAHHAAHHA

She got her sentence halfed..I hear the Arizona Sherrif offered to house her for her term..but LA county declined the offer…

Apparently in the AZ jail they all wear skanks favourite color PINK…ahahah

I think she needs to do her sentence in Iraq…mandatory army service for all these hollywood brats will teach them the meaning of hard work and there will no need to worry about overcrowding for drunk driving offenses…the armed forces will straighten them out big time…

oh tom is no 5′9 and katie is only her height with those gigantic heels..so she is also shorter than she claims

I still say Suri looks asiatic and reminds me of this girl..who is of course a lot prettier than the little dwarf of scn

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1226817/

that kid couldn’t look more like josh hartnett if she tried, they’re twins
http://www.nndb.com/people/064/000022995/

her feet look webbed
did you see on BR someone said they looked like barnie rubble feet!!!!

hahahahahahaah

wow, where has Sally gone???

she DOES look uncannily like josh doesn’t she….

i thought tom was only 5ft 7″? oh, are you talking about his height and not the width of his nose on profile?? sorry….

Probably on vacation somewhere….amy you are hilarious….ahhahahah
I see that they dont list holmes anywhere in hartnetts profile…..Iwonder if she got pregnant and then got really desperate to hang on to the next person so she didnt embarass herself after all the virgin talk…can you really live with chris kline for 5 years and stillbe a virgin ahahhahahhahhahhahhahhhh yeah right , she must be frigid
Thi s way she must be eternally grateful to cruise as is her family..because I dont see how a bunch of conservative catholic lawyers can even have anything in common with the MTF

aaahhh…have been back to babyrazzi these past couple of days for the first time in ages….got a bit fed up at one stage as there was another ‘amy’ writing shit comments, i mean, i can write my own shitty comments, don’t want to have to take the flack for someone else as well…anyways…

can’t believe the same old half baked morons are still perched on there dribbling their tommy worshipping shit!!

it appears to have gone very quiet on tkc though, i am starting to think that the other two posters on there (under the 19 different names) wait only for lib and mia to post….as per clams acting under fair game policy..

it has gone quiet. I think that’s due to the fact that it’s not as easy to post as 17 different people. Looks like we ran off mrs.jones, my theory must have been dead on cuz it seems to have scared her away!!!!

amy you have to read the bullshit this dumbass “kimmy” is writing about homos over at BR

does anyone else find the clothes they put on this baby to be sort of……bizarre
where do you even get clothes like that, an Amish Country Store??? Like that UGLY dress she had on on St Patricks Day
No other celeb kid dresses like that, they’re all super cute and trendy

poor Suri

where abouts is ‘kimmy’ and her post lib?

i think they dress suri in all tom’s old dresses, he HAS put on weight and just can’t fit into them like he used to…

Whooooooooooo Hoooooooooooooooooo….I’m back! I think?! Nice TRUE pic of Tom’s best side. Always knew he was an ass! Dare I admit how damn cute the adopted asian kid is… but then again, there is a def’ sign she may be blood related by the sheer fact she is a bit pigeon toed. :)

Is it true these morons are hitting the Sci Fi lab again for a sperm donation? Libra and Mia…I sent amy a link to my daughter’s YouTube video. Their singing “Ain’t no mountain high enough” It is so goofy. Make sure to get the link to that if ur in need of a easy chuckle. Plus, it gives a smaill picture of “me”. :) Off to BR. Haven’t been there in days….

I heard Holmes does want more kids, yeah. Be a miracle if Tom could get it up from a girl… maybe she has to dress like a boy!

Hiya all..

I found a new attraction, been distracted for awhile..lts to do before friday..and of course the mothers are keeping laughing on turemomconfessions..ahha

Good MOrning ladies…hope you had had an enjoyable holiday…………ciao

hey lib, got your message re- your yahoo account, don’t stress, am having fun watching you run rings around anne the deranged fan on tkc at the mo’…

what’s your new attraction mia? i went onto truemomconfessions the other week…boy, too close to home some of the comments!! brilliant!!

i know sally is lurking around somewhere at the moment too…loved the link!!

so old tommy boy is buying YET ANOTHER plane hey, does he really believe that all these BIG toys will compensate for his SMALL stature????

Haha, I heard Tom froze out Viki Beckham. Just because Viki wears the pants in the family, Katie’s inspired(I heard) to try to be the controlling one. Heard it from OK! I pawed through it while I was waiting for my antidepressant med Zoloft. Fuck you, Cruise!

Hellllllloooooooo and Good afternoon!

Quiet here now days…! I hope everyone had a great weekend. Tell me something…Did I hear that Tom Thumb is buying a new plane? He sure is spending quite a bit of $$ lately. Mansion….planes….wife…such a busy man that one is.

Okay…I amswered m own question. Tom Thumb is quite busy feeding the hungry one plane at a time. Such good ole soul. LMAO Shadow!! “pawed througfh and antidepressant…” Too damn funny!! We all know Tom is an ass…Vicki is a threat…so what better way to not be reminded of is short comings than to “shun” her out. He is coward.

the thing that tom didn’t seem to consider is that if you marry a child, they will eventually grow into an adult…god forbid katie ever grows a spine..INSTANT DIVORCE i say

you know it kind of makes sense. They were a TOTALLY odd pair to begin with.
Katie seems like the “aaawww shucks” type, and VB is such…euro trash, but it makes sense that tc latched onto them thinking he could convert them.
He wasn’t banking (literally) on VB being such a tightwad with her hubby’s money. beckham seems like a pushover and I’m sure he would already be a $cieno if it weren’t for VB putting the kabash on that shit….now tc is like “they’re out…NEXT VICTIM”

hahahahahahahahah

this reminds me of death of a salesman

uh……….tkc isn’t even fun anymore…….I actually feel sorry for anne over there for weeks all by herself getting beat up left right and sideways

yawn

i know it is truly pathetic isn’t it…there was ONLY anne on all day and night today…

You can only be entertained by Anne for about 5 minutes. Then it just becomes a bore. Using the wise word of a wise soul (Libraesque) Yawn!
I am off and sniffing out some fun…I’ll be back….

Is Anne “!!!!” ? Her blog pollution smells familiar. Now we’ve got Hana ringing the bell to get in the ring. But, of course she is approaching it in a humble way. Or maybe she just like playing the “You tell em Spike…You tell em”(Old Looney Tune shout out) Has she stands behind Anne trying to sound somewhat as equally “insulting”. Not that anyting “Anne” says is insulting. Such a lonely little mess.

Hiya Ladies…

I think victoria Beckham will kick toms balls up his prehistoric tail.

Oh well I have been doing behind the scenes communication, up all night writing crap on some sites in between writing ahahha…sometimes it feels like standing in an empty room and getting to scribble all over the walls. lots of fun..just cant follow up with the replies ahahha

Anyway TKC is low quality stff, just like babyrazi. I just like to enjoy a little light salad now and then, so they have thier uses..I have forgotten the password that I set up so and cant be bothred to reset it…Leora is just a very narrow minded little moue who is lucky to have nayone of you guys frequent her pathetic site..Anne is probably just Leora anyway..she seems quite unsual..I cant imagine giving one person..that I dont even know ..such adoration..she needs a rubber man or something to keep her occupied…

NOOO! TOM BAKER IS $CIEN!!! I really liked him as Doctor Who.. I found his profile on myspace and I was a bit taken aback. I can’t add him now, he’d find my blog on $cien and delete me.

He’s good, but Tennant is CUTE!

I think Posh Beckham should teach Tom a lesson about Christianity, she’s the old fashioned lady who believes in God and that’s what I am too! She should neuter him, dangerous to have more of his kind running around.

is she christian???
I thought they were catholic….

ANYHOO, Mia, anne is totally verklempt, she thinks because you’ve been gone from tkc that you’ve done something rash, I think she thinks you killed yourself!!!!

she’s such a FREAK!!!

Anne is a TOTAL idiot. She is so annoying in her tactics that it isn’t even worth your time to play her game. She feeds off the attention. Just a little shit starter…

yea I’m over her AND that site
I’m not gonna go there for awhile……..maybe she’ll go crazy being there by herself, and jump off a bridge

her posts have gotten so erratic and weird lately…..she said Angelina slept with her own brother AND A HORSE!!!

I think she’s upset because SHiloh got a cover re: her birthday….after she made such a big deal about Suri’s b-day
so bizarre

she’s suicidal!!!!

ahahhaha kllled myself huh ahhahah
I have some work to do this week and next..dont have much time for Aanne…besides leora banned by name,but will back toharass her soooh hahahha

She set up the new formast so she could effectively control postigns ahah

I hate fuckin’ Leora. Burn in hell, bitch! U can’t censor us for long!

Anne on TKC? I don’t bother with that anymore. I’m here and babyrazzi often. If anyone ever deserved an ass whoopin’ it’s Anne!(and possibly Jackie too)

okay if you want to PISS yourself laughing go to babyrazzi on the shiloh birthday thread and read comment 129

I don’t think I’ve ever read anything so absurd or hilarious in my life

Babyrazzi you say…Hmmmm… Must check this out!

people who say they hate tom cruise have read too many gossip magazines… seems like a great guy to me. you go, tom!

Ferdi, U wouldn’t b Esra in disguise, eh? HAHAHAHA!!

U go, Ferdi! Pull your head out of your ass if U can.

okay, Libra….#129 was too damn funny. What moron. I personally enjoyed the attempt of an insult with : miss no it all and “i really wish i could tell you exactly who i am, i am similar to the right arm to the star’s. LMAO…I love your comment, coffee girl! Haaaaa….haaaa

Oh and Ferdi..the same comment can apply to you, too, midget fan. Unless you are a personal friend of Tom’s, your observation is only based on what Tom pays to have put out there.(all the mag’s and blog site U visit) He is a PR junkie. So, run along and let us enjoy ‘hanging’ the sci fi elf.

WTF is coffee girl? Did U mean me, Sally? In that case, thank U

Shadow, I was giving a “shout out” to the comment Libra made to Kelly on BR. Kelly was #129 And was being stupid against Libra. Libra in turn asked her if her “right arm was to pour coffee for the stars.” = coffee girl comment. :) Sorry if I was confusing…

Oh, ok.

Check out my comment to Kelly… notice she hasn’t been back? As far as I know anyway..I’m going back over there in a second.

hahahaha…oh ferdi…you really are funny!! i love sarcasm mixed with humour!!! - ‘tom seems like a great guy’…hahahhaa…BRILLIANT!!

am off to babyrazzi, seems i am missing some fun, haven’t been for ages….

catch you all therre i guess!!

the thing that made me fall out of my chair was the comment about them getting a petition against me
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE “RIGHT HAND TO THE STARS” comment was pretty priceless too…….what does that mean exactly? Is she a drug dealer….or??????

apparently Katie is giving yet another riviting interview tonight on ET….I read an excerpt, and she said “amazing” twice…..
I’m gonna have to watch just to count the number of times during the interview she actually says “amazing”

how come no one else has heard about this ‘petition’….you must be very flattered lib!! i want to know more….

i do hope katie remembers to send a thank you note (from her own personalized stationary of course) to tom for letting her out of the ‘house’ to do the interview….

its on TMZ..http://www.tmz.com/category/tom-and-katie/

I KNOW amy I’m very impressed that even though I haven’t been my usual mean self some douchebag is actually saying there is a petition going around to have me banned from BR!!!!!!

that just kills me, I gaffaw every time I think of that twit saying that

I’m gonna jump on over to Hellorazzi to see if I can find my petition

Haha, you’ve got a bit of a mini celeb status there, LIB.

I doubt there is a petition going around, they all say big shit.

How did the Katie chat on E go? was it Amazing? I missed it.

Oh…the petition thing is quite hilarious!!! What a crazy loon that Kelly is. .a lonely soul, needing some attention. pa-thetic.

ANyhoo…where’s the midget and where’s another crazy ass topic to laugh at. You know he’s got to be cooking up something “Amazing” since he is an “Amazing” midget. I am so bored, I think I’ll go and fertilize my Amazing flower beds. OKAY..enough of the amazing. I am DEF’ly bored….

In typical form ET said it was an EXCLUSIVE interview with Katie….what it was was a cast interview, and basically all the attention was on Katies personal life and not the movie.
THIS is why these two are industry poison

She said amazing twice, but the “interview” (of course) continues tonight
LAME!!!

wouldn’t expect ANYTHING less..Amazingly enough! I know..I know I need to stop. Off to take my meds…LOL

i saw some clips from that amazing interview…katie HAS adopted tom’s mannerisms, gestures, figures of speech and insincere humility…REVOLTING…i thought she looked, yet again, out of her depth with the other women, it was horrible that there you have dianne k and the focus is on katies sugar daddy….

oh, and i thought she looked really drawn, tired, drained and aged…

and that is me genuinely attempting to be positive today….

her face…..it’s like razor angular……….so sad

I loved how the Queen said she wanted kids, she’s ready and what did she say….she was “trying”…..or…???????

Is she still with that woman…her “trainer”?????

I saw on part of the interview..she came across very defensive and the interviewer sort of looked like she wasnt sure if she was allowed to ask those questions..m yguess in that she had a list of what not to ask and tehre was someone in the shadows…

She didnt look good, she looked haggard…the hatchet job she did to her face is pretty bad.

Also trying too hard to sound tough…all I saw was a kids in mummys clothes trying too hard to sound convinving at playing mummy…Keaton said it seems to be the real deal but Latifah didnt add , all she said was tht since Keaton is very cynical and she thinks its the real deal , then hey…but she never added her observation….she just comes across too dfensive.//I think she should jut crawl under a gaint rock with midget and get out of the press…hopefully the movie goes straight to DVD ahhah

It looks REALLY awful. It’s pretty obvious she didn’t have any options for her “comeback” movie, because it sure as hell shouldn’t have been this one

Mia, I saw you over at TMZ…..MAN those people are NUTS

Fucking Leora blocked me from TKC. That site has gone to hell anyone….poor anne over there all by her lonesome…….YAWN

wow, it’s been so long since i have been on babyrazzi that i had forgotten the kind of morons who camp on there!!

are they for real???? so funny!!

haha, DON’T you go changing shadowgirl…some of your posts have had me in stitches these past two days!! and lib…i nearly choked on my toast when i read some of yours to ‘lola’….

ps…mia..you are still as ‘hot’ as usual!!

there are so many ‘amy’s’ there even I am getting confused though…perhaps i should change my name on that site…any suggestions?

yea, you need something a little jazzier than amy.
HEY!!!! we should all have spice girl names!!!
I could be mean spice
you could be aussie spice….or koahla spice

Thank you, amy!

I’ve always been a standoffish kinda girl when I was a kid, blending into the shadows, so that’s where my SN came from. I truly think Georgie and Taylor M are the same person. Ripping on me for bad language..they could be doing better things with their time!

All the more fun to aggravate. Made the mistake of letting me know what they hate so I do it more.. cue the evil laugh.

hello all..thanks amy…try to heat the board as best..I see a lot of babyrazzi folks leave me a lone pretty much ahahahhaha

LIB I was on tmz and had the comments removed..they are a lot more opend and deligent about hijacked IDs. So if someon hijacks your ID simly email the techs and they will take down the comment…but TMZ has alwsy been pretty open. The clams get a good spanking over there so they tend to stay away r are silenced very quickly

They tend to stick to TKC nad Babyrazzi…majority on babyrazzi just need to lighten up…I have the feeling they ar ethe kind of people that teroorize other mothers on the PTA…execpts in thier case their perfect peals and heels only come sto live online because in reality we are all far from perfect…the more imperfect we are the harder we strive for a holier than thou persona

I think confessions is piling up..got to go check it out…
we need cruise to mes sup one more time..ahahhahahhah…man has he learnt alesson this past year ahahhahah

haha, leora has put ‘anne’ and ‘jennifer’ into moderation!! it is DEADSVILLE there now…turns out she doesn’t block the name, it’s the whole ip address, so it is obvious that anne had been multi-posting yet again as all the ‘regulars’ are gone now too…so funny…leora has put in writing we have her permission to be as insulting as we like to tomkat…fun fun fun!!

lib-you have just been accused of being a racist who hates black babies and has a closed mind on bbr….idiots!!

i have noticed you get hardly ANY aggro at all these days mia - guess those links you back yourself up with has finally showed them you are the wrong person to fuck with - so funny!!

and shadow - just LOVE the reaction you get from your colourful posts - i don’t know whether i laugh more at the posts or the responses the most….

sally is missing again!!

why IS tom so quiet these past couple of weeks?? perhaps his butt is so sore he hasn’t been able to walk out of the house for a bit….not worried though, give him time, i mean he IS tom cruise so he WILL fuck up again soon….can’t wait…

i didn’t go for either of those ’spice’ names…i chose another…c u all around soon…

amy, what thread is it on???? I’ve never posted anything racist.

fucking douchebag losers using my screenname

lib -

http://babyrazzi.com/baby/2007/06/07/britney-her-beautiful-babies-in-hawaii/

she dragged it onto another thread too…not sure which now…

except i did say heidi klums son looked like one of those troll dolls…..it wasn’t meant to be mean or racist, he just REALLY does

chickenmafia.com/pictures/troll.jpg

SHADOWGIRL!!!!!!
where are you???????
you, me and lib are being accused of being racists on the suri thread on bbr by that slut faced cunt ‘taylor’…..i am so SO fucking furious!!

WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THAT CUNT???
“she” seems like a dude which is REALLY creepy!!!

what kind of idiot would accuse someone of something that not only can they not back up, but that there’s proof 100% to the contrary!!!

what a fucking dumbass!!!

one word lib…
CLAM…
snap snap snap…
think about it…
fits the fair game profile PRECISELY…
AND she ONLY started on YOU
think about it…
coincidence???

CORRECTIMUNDO MY DEAR FRIEND
damn caps lock!!
HEY, what thread is that anti-gay stuff on by that mondo-cunto

hey amy, maybe the scienos are pissed off cuz I left a big sign for them in my house wed. morning!!!!!

i think so lib!!!
go to the thread with heidi having lunch…don’t forget to add your disgust about taylors comments about being anti single parent, anti gay, anti immigration and proclaiming smacking children teaches them ‘who is boss’…
will email you…

gotcha

haha…had fun….have a good weekend lib!!
mia, shadow…we missed you both….
and where in the hell are you sally???

o.k. hon, you too, sorry I didn’t have a chance to shoot the shit with you today on yahoo
til moday then

Oh, so the dickslapping cunt is accusing us of being racists, eh?

For the record, I am not. I bet you all are not either. Let the dicksucker think whatever the hell she wants. s/he.

Glad to know I’m missed! :)

OK, I just told Taylor/Jackie off. I finally let her have it, told her the fake pussy was getting lonely, etc. Is Meanie Spice Mia and who’s the other spice? U, amy? Just to clear up a bit of confusion.

TGIF! ;)

Heeeeeeeeeee Hawwwwwwwwwww…I am here, amy (thanks for thinking of me:)! I was just busy the last couple days with the kid’s class functions! I see I have missed some things? I need to read up on all this craziness… Does anyone drink Mojito’s? I so want to try them! It is so damn hot here today and I am looking for a cold, fresh and bubbly drink.
Oh poor little pussy hilton…she had to go back to her cell! I so feel sorry for her ass. NOT! I am sure that there are a few “ladies” that could make her feel like a tru Princess again. He..hee.. Okay, I am off to read up. BBack

Mojito info::::::http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mojito

Hilton will be better off not bein gin the news..I dont beleive her crying oir anything else..she is only coming out to have to deal with a civil suit with Zeta Braff who she lied about…I see the greek heirs have dissapeared…they must have come to their senses..

Havent even bothered to g over to tkc…they are just a bunch of nothinking fools

has anyone else read any articles stating the sheriff that let hilton out is a scientologist or is it just british tabloid fodder??

Not heard of that one…amy..but I heard he got campaign contributions from the Hilton family…

hey there, YEP - he IS a scieno…as a matter of fact the good old sheriff even had pride of place on a scientology float end of last year…strongly pushes the scieno drug rehab sham and was also picketed last year at his offices by a group of anti scientologists!!
just good his name + scientology and loads come up…
hope you all had a great weekend…
poor anne is having her comments cut up and censored on tkc now….haha….it is SO dead over there…

NO WAY!!!!

unreal…I can’t believe that douche is a Scieno.
I think he should be brought up on contempt charges.
It speciafically states from the judge NO EARLY RELEASE, NO HOUSE ARREST

HEY SALLY!!!

mojitos are THE BEST!!!

amy……oh no you di’int
was that you as Leslie on BR????

OMG…

I said that hermaphrodites I don’t care about and that shouldn’t influence a person posting all that BS. Irrelevance, really.

amy, was that you? OMFG!!! ;)

hahaha!!!! NOPE - i cannot take glory for ‘leslie’….or ‘taylor/clam/’s other ‘girlfriend’….

wonder who lesley was then???

i think that stupid whining, conniving, sly bitch has rubbed a few people up the wrong way in the past few days since she has suddenly ‘appeared’ with her apparant vendetta against lib..and now us…

i think she is one of those who actually gets off on the dirty language…and that is why she is ‘encouraging’ us to give her more…she is seriously disturbed…poor little racist ladyboy… keep it up shadow, you have me rolling in stitches at times…!!!

glad to keep people in stitches! I have that rare gift, I guess….

SHADOW!!!!!
that was some funny shit, I almost pissed myself.

I just saw a new cut on Katie…Hmmmmmm… is this Tom’s attempt to make Katie into a “Kevin”? Hee..hee One step at a time I say…one step at a time. :) The cut is cute and better than that damn knot she usually sports. I guess her BFF took her on a Spa date.

I see there is another Sally over at TKC. I guess I better get creative. Any one have any idea’s? Thank god ( for now) today was the last of school. I now can do a little breathing and keep up with you guys. I am so behind on all the action.

sally, i am a bit behind too….which thread is the new sally on???? i have missed that one…

You should get a Mojito…its rare in the virginia area..most bars dont have it…however in places like NOLA and Miama,,,its quite popular

Whoooooo Hooooooooo…school is out! Let the madness to begin!!!! Hey Mia…I am so going to pull the supplies together today for a Mojito! I can’t wait. MojitaMama party anyone??? LMAO… I swear if I make it to NOLA, I am looking you up (I am not a psycho :) and your going to show me your neck of the woods! Hey amy…I thought it was on TKC but it was on BR.(the TC KC thread) No biggie I guess..Do you have plans for your school break? What is everyone’s plans for the Summer??

Nothing really for me. I have to attend speech and occupational therapy so I can get a job and not lose it this time. Two mental health conditions impair me so I need those therapies..

Anyway, I’m gonna go swimming and get even more tanned! Up here there were two 75 degree days in April and I got burned already!

Have fun, Shadow and Good Luck on your job hunt!! I will be working this Fall now that my whole gang will be in school. I look forward to being outside of the home. I think the majority of the Summer we’ll be at the beach, Busch Gardens, water park or pool. In August I’ll be going to a Dave Matthew Concert! I can’t wait for that. I love his music. WHats up with midget always wearing suits now?

he is trying to look “Respectable”…he cant very well settle for the cult uniform in clearwater..ahah

Good luck with the speech etc…just try to use that defense when Baca tries to stick you in Lynwoof…Hilton has jsut made life easier for a whole lot of defense lawyers and thier clients

ALL THE BEST SHADOW!!! - although i have seen your ’speech’ on bbr and don’t think you need therapy!!! hahaha….what industry are you looking at working in??

i just read how tomkat are off to germany…can’t wait…they are pretty anti-scieno aren’t they?? i hope he gets a big dose of reality!!
i don’t think he is trying to look ‘respectable’ i think a suit simply hides his five bellies and girdle a tad better….

why haven’t there been any new pics to mock on here for ages?? and where did frank disappear to?? i know he didn’t like us going on about other sites we go to, but i really miss his barbed comments…COME BACK
FRANK!!!

mia - we don’t get ‘dirt’ yet…looks great though!!

THANK U EVERYONE! I’m glad everyone is so supportive on here.

And now, a little South Park song with TC singing it

Tom Cruise is super, thanks for asking! (sung by Big gay Al in SP)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPkykYn8fWk&mode=related&search=

Off to stir up more trouble in BR.. >:)

http://vh1blog.vh1.com/2007/06/has_katie_holme.html
*good and hopeful thread…(plus funny)

Has anyone seen this ring on Katie…?? And you know it had me thinking again…do U think her & tommy boy are really married..? I hardly doubt that a sci fi marriage is legal. I truly hope Katie is waking up. The whole hair cut thing was so her idea (hopefully 2 b rebellious) Because we all know how Tommy boy likes his girls hair long. He is a total control freak… asshole.

amy:

Dirt had an episode which was TOO CLOSE for comfort for Cruise and Travolta.

It was about mucho hombre action hero married with kids . However was gay and banged all the hired help. SO he hires Courtney CoxS bro to decorate his house, and they ended up having an affair. He assures the bro that its his first time, and the kid was happy till he caught him red handed with the hired help sucking him off.

So the bro goes to big sis and they run an expose in the DIRT magazine which had the wife running after the bro to accuse him of ruining thier life and that of their kids life

Really close..I wondered if it was travolta or Cruise…

what channel is DIRT ON? I’d like to check it out…

I just saw the picture’s of Tommyass and his moron of a wife at the Madrid game. (of course w/ Posh)-perezhilton.com Katie, again, dresses 10 years older than she is and asswipe is wearing a suit! Oh…let us also point out that the trio is wearing dark shades @ night so no one would notice them… All this on Father’s day…anddddd Suri is where? I am almost embarassed for all them.(almost)They are a mockery of society.

tmz this morning!!
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We all know that Tom Cruise is at the highest level of “clear” in the ranks of the Church of Scientology, but is that enough to allow him to perform a wedding? Women’s Wear Daily (via Page Six) reports that Cruise might be the officiant (or whatever they call it in Scientology-speak) when James Packer, Aussie heir to a $6.5-billion fortune says his “I Dos” on France’s Cote d’Azur this weekend.

Dirt is on FX..its over for the season,
It can be a little wierd at times but its different and it gives a great idea about papa and stars in hollywood..

i couldn’t BELIEVE that fucking little knob jockey and his beard in the crowd at beckham’s game…how predictable…the whole of europe are focused on beckham and his team so tom has to try to get a piece of the action…

of course suri wasn’t there sally, as you said, it was FATHER’S day, she was probably off giving a gift and a card (obviously, like the thank you cards suri sends - it was a personalised card) to a turkey baster somewhere else…

as for that tmz article…WOW!!, it truly sickens me how scientology have gotten their claws into packer (and therefore the majority of media control in austalia)…absolutely REVOLTING and HIDEOUS!!

Seems like TMZ is playing with fire today…aka, the tomkat aggressive threats to a la scientology tatics!!

http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/18/katies-camp-rips-tmz-holmes-aint-no-posh-clone/#comments

amy,where was the madrid game pic…was it on tv?

LOL, knob jockey… I prefer cumguzzling little buttmuncher, but that’s just as good… :) Him and his little drone there, who the fuck wears a suit at a game? Beyond me…

mia…it was on perezhilton…

it’s on TKC now too.
the crickets oh the crickets over there….it’s just me and you amy!!!!

what a douche…goes to a game on Fathers Day
I seriously cannot think of ANY other hollywood couple with children who would go overseas to a football game on Fathers Day, with their children nowhere in sight

I think the children are with Nicole except souri

oh lib….you know i will never leave you on your own!!! we are kindred pathetic souls!!!

they only went to the game as they knew, it being david’s last europeon game, and also a massive final, that there would be masses of international press, hence- photo ops!! no more, no less, there is NO interaction between cruise and posh in ANY of the random snaps i have seen, actually, nor of any between cruise and ‘cruise mark 3′…it’s all FOR FUCKING SHOW!! think about it, tom is a has been, beckham is on the up in the u.s. and the u.k. are kicking themselves for letting him go…get in on the action…media fucking whore!!!
oh, anne ain’t back since ‘the list’ lib….

what is that psycho anne up to thsese days..I supspect that blog ahs been taken over by the scienos or leora is probaly one of them…
Katie holmes .com is defeintely the publcist working overtime to make sure the clceint looks adored…its always suspect when some pictures turn up there first and fast and brushed

there is the FUNNIEST pic of tomkat over at tkc at the moment…they are at the packer wedding…both wearing some horrid beige colour and matching glasses ..tom’s legs look SO fat and the angle of the shot captures his big chunky high heels…
anne was banned from that site for a few days until she promised to not be nasty and insulting to other posters….but she still likes to make her usual friday and saturday night ‘dates’ with her bottle of gin and the blog site….i can’t access katieholmes as i am banned and blocked from that site…

amy…I just saw the pics….they look ridouclous in the matching glasses…they simpl take fashion too seriously especially for osmone toms age..Its alright for the beckhams since they were both yougn and just them..but tom foolery is going through some sort of mid life crisis,

In any case , I think holmes has done something with her legs ..its looks slimmer than usual and she is still in her spanx….I guess she spent the time in louisiana shaping her cankles…ahahahha

The whole get up is looking a lot liek Nicole Kidman…the transformation lives on ahahahh…

check this out folks

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23401136-details/Now+you+see+it,+now+you+don%C2%92t!+Mystery+of+Katie+Holmes%C2%92+baby+bump/article.do

eweeee…tom in the last photo looks like someone ‘bitch slapped’ him. His glasses are all crooked and he has one hell of a beaker. Katie is def’ntly dressing like King thetans wife. Way too old. That bathing suit is ridicoulos. Oh and Mia…she is still sporting the cankles… :) Tommy boy is soooo gone and drowning in his sci fi world. Their idiots…How about Fat boy Johhny boy Travolta opening his stupid mouth again about drugs and trying to link them to the VT tragedy? What an asshole… There so NEEDS to be a IhateJohnny…web site.

i heard from the other fat scieno that Beard. Travolta is preggers seems like the scieno in house breeder has been working over time

speaking of which where is J-HO???

See how effectively these folks are ar dissapearing, makes me wonder why they live thier lives under the lens….a double choice if you ask me

Wow! a whole lot of pic’s of the first Sci Fi family on TKC!!! What the hell is up w/ Tom & his hair cut? And why is the genius fully dressed on the beach while everyone else is dressed for the Summer? Katie looks ‘lovely with the 2″ heels, too. But one thing….that baby is adorable. The pic’s of her sweet little soul are so cute. I swear I smell “photo op” w/ all these pic’s coming forth. Does someone have a movie coming out soon??? Nothng is face value with these ppl.

I think those pics are staged…dont knwo anyone who had all the hair and make -up done just to dunk including those diamond and something earrings she has on…thats just going to drop off into the sand….the family never looks natural..compare to Jen Garner or even psycho jolie stage events…tom looks like he is wearing lip gloss in one of those..the one where holmes is wearing the fake smile./////well isnt it interesting how theolder two kids have dropped off the face of the earth..I think they are finally off in Australia/

Check out my posts on br…I really pissed some people off! Told 47 that it’s just him and his hand and to go fuck some drywall. They all suck..Tom’s big girly tits.. I’m being totally evil.

oh my Shadow..hilarious…you do have a way with words…ahahah

Mia, thanks for the back up today. what in the fuckity fuck was up with that lunatic?????
I’m the only one online who has people threatening me!! what dipshit says they’re going to kick your ass……online
Did you see how she backed down when I gave her that phony address?
hilarious
amy, homie, where are you?

TOM CRUISE IS COMING TO HOLLAND NEXT WEEK!!
YES YES YES IM SO HAPPY!!!

Omg…Esra! What a blast from an ass….. U can have the midget and his ghostly white HINEY.

Ew Esra, get the fuck away from here! Little cumguzzling bitchass. I heard John Travolta bashed antidepressant drugs recently and why the fuck doesn’t he shut up? Doesn’t one of his relatives have autism or something ?

What little cocksuckers we have on BR nowadays…trying to gang up on me. I say let them! I can take it…bring it on!

TOM CRUISE IS COMMING NEXT WEEK IN HOLLAND!!!!

i bet tom has been busy ‘coming’ in a lot of places lately esra!! - his boyfriend might be able to tell us a bit more detail than i could offer though!

why are there NO new pics on here to laugh at and make fun of??????
tom hasn’t disappointed on his latest media whoring shift in europe, there are all the things this site loves - bad hair, bad clothes, bad nose angles, close up snaps of the ‘lifts’ he needs to wear, and so on and so on…..

shadow, i thought travolta’s son has autism ( i know he suffers from obesity just like his daddy)….i read on several different places how travolta and his beard are in denial over it…has anyone else read the same…

I have read the same thing, amy, about Travolta. Anytime you see him in photo’s it’s always with just the young girl. He really needs to shut his mouth about prescription drugs/depression and start tending to his own business. His kid is going to be a social nightmare in society. I hate travolta. Last…NEW pic’s please!!!! There are so many to have a field day with…..Got to love the new haircut…(Cruise)

LMAOOOOOOOOo…love the thread on Dlisted about Germany!!! I LOVE Germany. They don’t put up w/ shit!!!! Crazy ass sci fi’s!

sally - i just read the article about tom, it’s ALL OVER THE NET!!! wow!! having an entire NATION against you…..so bloody funny!!!
i read how he wanted that role as the person he was to portray is highly thought of by the germans - and therefore he thought he could get some acceptance for scientology there, if the film went well….BACKFIRE!! HAHA…
has anyone else noticed how suri really resembles travolta’s little girl????
or am i just being picky??
i think they have a great big jar of sperm and a couple of dozen turkey basters in the celebrity scieno centre for the gay stars and their beards exclusive use….

Where’s that article? I want to cut and paste it into my myspace!

PARTY TIME! Let me check IMDB.com…

It’s Miller time…how about a mom-garita for the moms here? I just had a load of caffiene from a cappuccino… I hope I’m not on all night!

amy and Shadow Girl: http://perezhilton.com/?p=274#more-274…another good thread. It’s about Tom (and other sci fi freaks) and who he/they REALLY worship (satan). I think he TRULY thinks he is a God. I am going to visit the the web site to check it out…(the one featured in the thread)

Oh..oh…Shadow…saw a great SCARY movie last night. You may of seen it already: American Haunting. Omg…creepy! I need to read some more information on this “actual” event.

what’s unfortunate is this group will probably get the shit sued out of them, but if it’s in any way true, they don’t have a leg to stand on

amy, hey girlfriend, I found this article re: Jett

http://www.hollywoodinterrupted.com/

Sally, I already saw it. It was wonderfully made, some say it was cursed. www.theshadowlands.com will help you out. I have a book, real ghosts, restless spirits and haunted places that goes into in depth detail about the haunting.

I love anything spooky about ghosts. I’m a very open minded person and I think what’s concealed in the shadows is scarier than anything or one we could meet face to face.

amy..go back a few threads…I already noted a while back that Ella looks like suri…down to the toupeed baby pics…

http://www.ihatetomcruise.com/2007/05/16/tom-cat/#comments

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hey web monitor…you gotta put the two pics together..suri and ella….check out the hair??? i s it a scientology thing or are they sisters?? ahhaha

The special scn breeding program

http://celebroyaltykids.web-log.nl/photos/uncategorized/03_met_olivia_1.jpg

http://celebroyaltykids.web-log.nl/photos/uncategorized/02_baby_ella_20.jpg
from:
http://www.ihatetomcruise.com/2007/05/17/i-hate-tom-cruise-hate-mail/#comments

No prb LIB..that person on babyrazzi was crazy threatening to beat ppl up…sometimes I think they forget they are in cyber space…

oh well

BR does not allow this link..but they have some serious photos of the families…I say and say again..Holmes gives the game away in that she looks liek she is playing the role of a bad actress…those pictures were staged for whatever publcity whoring they are up to this summer..

hey gorgeous thanks for the link!! you have to get mia to give you the ones she once gave out on bbr of how jett looks now…you will be fucking gobmacked!!! - kelly always ‘looked’ as though she would be that kind of bitch you know..and the proof is in how you see so many pics of her and her beautiful daughter though NONE of her and her fat autistic son!!
your link didn’t come up mia….can you please post it again?? and YEP, those pics were staged…the tabloids here in the uk ran headlines saying she was preggers..then..next day…pics of her with that swimsuit with that BELT sucking her stretched marked belly (there are pics online somewhere to prove that comment) in

do we know where the pictures originated? because I am TOTALLY convinced that People Magazine is on the cruise payroll
how else would there have been all those close up photos, at those angles, at a billionaires pre-wedding party, please.

just wanted to give all of you a laugh……TC fans have given themselves a name (I guess they were jealous of those crazy BAMPSZ people)

their name is ………..TICKS

how appropriate

OH MY GOD this was just posted on TKC
I fell out of my chair, cried and peed myself all at once
this is seriously the funniest shit I’ve ever read

am the board owner of the site Leah listed above as a “new” forum.

We have a strong policy that members are only admitted to our forum through referrals from other members in good standing.

I was made aware of tomkatcrazy and the link above just a few days ago and am currently in the process of having the link removed as we have never had our link published anywhere, nor do we care to advertise our site, hence the reason we are a private site.

At this time we are NOT currently accepting any new applications.

To those of you who have already applied, you have received an email from me already and we are currently reviewing your applications and will notify you soon as to your status.

But from this point on, any future applications will be denied unless you have been referred by a TKOnline member or you are a member in good standing at TCFan, TCForever or KH.com.

Thank you,
The staff @
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oh my god, it gets better

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security reasons!!!!!!!!!!
are they talking about claire cruise?????