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It’s Official: We Refuse to Believe Suri Cruise Is One!

I Hate Tom Cruise — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 23:08:13 +0000

The crazies over at our archnemesis site have posted some (must say something nice) interesting photos of Suri Cruise, who attended the first birthday party of Brooke Shields’ daughter, Grier Henchy, over the weekend. So how old is Suri really—somewhere in the 15 to 18 month range? Does anyone truly believe she’s as old as Tom and Katie claim?

Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

UPDATE: People reports that, as of her “first” birthday on April 18, “Suri is walking and talking” and that “Tom and Suri kicked the ball around the lawn during the [birthday] party.”

Do one-year-olds normally walk, talk and have the dexterity to kick a ball around a lawn? Exactly.

[Photos via TomKatCrazy]

Happy “First” Birthday, Suri Cruise!

I Hate Tom Cruise — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 21:50:32 +0000

Today is our favorite test-tube baby’s “first” (*cough* she’s way older *cough*) birthday! Everyone at I Hate Tom Cruise would like to wish Suri Cruise a very happy birthday. Only 17 more years until you’re free, kiddo. We can’t wait to read your tell-all book.

[Photo via Just Jared]

Not Looking Good

I Hate Tom Cruise — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 22:23:59 +0000

Katie’s face is deflating. Tom must have forgotten to feed her.

[Photo via Metro]