Happy “First” Birthday, Suri Cruise!

Happy 15 month birthday little miss pointy-nosed pickpocket llama!!
Now when you grow up, your going to have to contend with the fact that you bear a striking resemblence to a hot actor on the big screen named Josh Hartnett. Don’t worry, he’s your real daddy!!!
And I’m sure that’ll be a comfort to you when you get old enough to realize your “daddy” Tom Cruise is a nutsack.

The next thing you’ll be curious about is why you feel like you’re 100%
Friendly and humanitarian
Honest and loyal
Original and inventive
Independent and intellectual

but that’s not how your Zodiac Sign of Aries is described. Fear not!! You’re not an Aries, but an Aquarius!! That ties in with Josh thing.

And lastly dear little one, don’t feel too badly when that day comes and you just HAVE to ask your mommy “Mommy, why are there pictures of me at you and daddy’s wedding???? and she responds “Well kitten, mommy decided it would be better for you to be a bastard baby, than for me to be a fat ass bride!!!”

It’s not your fault kid.
Happy Year And A Quarter.

p.s. it’s o.k. if you have the urge to kick the gay midgets ass for putting that Elvis toupee on you for the Vanity Fair shoot.

LMAO, Libraesque. Good one!

oh my god…I cannot laugh anymore…more baby..I still think she has more than .0001 % of native american or asiatic heritage common in teh US population..it smor elike 35% Asiatic…eyes and the nose…she has no eye lids..when did white babies not have eye lids..I guess it grown after birth adn by 18 you wil have a full eye lid courtesy of the surgeon who mashed up mommy’s face

OMG, Lib! Happy bday Suri, though your father(so called Dad) is a narcissistic douchebag who only gets it up for the men. What is he gonna do to you when you accidentally walk in on him and one of his gay party boys having a nice assfuck?

hahahaha!!!!!!!!!! THANKS for the laughs !!!!!!!

this whole ‘first birthday’ crap is such a farce….

and wow, that picture is SO different to the ones papped during the wedding…. how arrogant of them to try and get away with such blatant airbrushing of that childs pic…

this is a very bizzare picture.

It is supposed to be recent?

oh me xenu ..teh psychos at tomkatcrazy put this up;;.leora is just a stupid as the rest of them

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF4pNTTHFac

now htey have someone calling herself Mia and a whl ebunch f other wierd names..I can only sya it mulitpl eperosnality Jennifer

I never said this about a child before..but she is wierd looking in a strange way…I am trying to be polite hahahah

That viedo actually show how she was air brushed in the coming ou tpics….Anne Lebowitz is succh a sell out….

Her features are defintely more rounded in candi dpics…Have you noticed that unlike affleck and co , thei child includin ghe rparents always come out dress to the nines…If any o fyou are familiar at al with kids, you will realise that keepin ghtem clean and fresh rewuires a lot of changes….obvioulsy suri comes out for arranged photo opps only….I never even saw holmes carry that child till recently…such a wierd family adn such wierd choices…her sisters have kids ans she should know better ..doesnt she find her whole world strange/………….

suri’s eyes follow me when i move side to side….!!! that is actually a very creepy pic ….
kate needs to get her lower teeth fixed (although best not to go to mr tom ruse’s dentist - look at what he did!!)
and tom’s nose takes up half the length of suri’s head!!

hey people,
I want to ask everyone here a big ol’ favor. Will you all join me in boycotting TKC? (at least for a couple of weeks) Anything I post there (like my b-day shout out to Suri) are all being deleted, while that fucking nutcase “!!!!” is still allowed to stink up that site.
I’m just trying to make a point with Leora, that without all of us posting there, that site is SHIT, it’s boring and no one goes there except to see the catfights we provoke. It’s A1 entertainment and I want to show her that without us her site is going to go back to 3-4 comments on each thread.
I sent Leora an e-mail and told her I was going to urge everyone to leave the site because she’s censoring me THE VICTIM, and allowing that freak to continue posting.

Oh, Frank, that pic is from the Vanity Fair shoot, when she was about 6 months old

I join you! That site is so boring without you and, dare I say me, and a few others to actually offer something other than, “I love you very much” garbage. I really did try to keep things mature over there. Even with me refraining from name calling (it was so hard to refrain) I was still atacked. Those folkes are nuts.

What happened to Leora. She used to be funny. She used to mock the Cruise and his insanity. She used to have a sense of humor. I even asked her directly to go back one year or so and read her own stuff. It was witty and entertainng. Now that site is, yawn…..

I remember that Linda, it did used to be more of an anti-TC site.
Thanks for the support. I just find it infuriating that she’s censoring me, it’s bullshit
In the meantime we can go fuck with the lunatics at katieholmes.com All the crazies from TKC are there
It’ll be fun!!!!
I think the “owner” of that site is pretty strict though but I’m gonna go over and get my feet wet

I see you there.

oooo her eyes DO follow you around!

that’s fucking creepy.

where was Suri born (according to TC)?

isn’t it like a felony or something to falsefy a birth record?

wow… I just tried to visit katieholmes.com and it’s blocked here at my office for containing “pornography”

WHAT!!!! porno!!!! that’s classic

Suri was supposedly born at a hospital in Santa Monica, the same hospital on the same day as Brooke Shields. Coincidence? I don’t think so. I think they announced that via PR to steal her thunder. Also, NO ONE at the hospital saw them come or go. Not one single pap got a picture of them leaving their house for the hospital either. Also TC had a birthing room built in the house that cost 25,000, so she could give birth privately without the outside world learning of the childs real birthdate.

Her birth certificate is full of discrepancies, I think you can view it at Smoking Gun

o.k., I just posted the birthday wish over there
get ready for heads to start exploding.
Can you fucking believe those crazies over there? posting shit like “I love you my little princess”

It makes me a little scared that people like that exist

one poster even has the screen name denise mapother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fake birth certificate

No marriage record

is this girl foolish or what

Defintely no more tomkat craz yfor me…I dont like my opinions being censored by a scn freak

Frank, since you’re blocked I brought the comments over here so you could have a laugh

comment by Tina @ 18 Apr 2007 07:40 pm

Happy Birthday, little princess!
We love you, sweetie!

comment by Paula @ 18 Apr 2007 02:49 pm
Happy Brithday Suri

comment by Laura @ 18 Apr 2007 12:28 pm
Happy birthday lovely Suri!!! I wish you have all the happiness with your family!I love you

comment by denisemapother @ 18 Apr 2007 12:25 pm
I love you my little princess HAPPY BIRTHDAY

comment by Sharon @ 18 Apr 2007 11:02 am
Happy birthday Suri. Though I may be a stranger, I love you to bits and wish you the best

comment by dido @ 18 Apr 2007 10:05 am
HAPPY BÝRHDAY OUR LÝTTLE PRÝNCESS. I WÝSH YOU COULD SEE HOW MUCH PEOPLE LOVE YOU.YOU ARE SO CUTE BABY. WE LOVE YOU

comment by DANI @ 18 Apr 2007 09:06 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY PRINCESS!!!!! I LOOOOOOVE YOU SO MUCH

comment by xixi @ 18 Apr 2007 08:52 am
Happy birthday Suri. Love you love you love you.

comment by Bea @ 18 Apr 2007 07:32 am
Happy birthday beautiful.I love you.

comment by caca @ 18 Apr 2007 07:29 am
Happy Birthday lovely SURI!

comment by katie90 @ 18 Apr 2007 06:46 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BABY IN THE WORLD!!!! WISH YOU ALL HAPPINESS AND PEACE…We love u sweetie

comment by Elisa @ 18 Apr 2007 06:42 am
Happy Birthday baby Suri !!!!… you are our little angel!

comment by kymmiepatricia @ 18 Apr 2007 06:40 am
Happy Birthday Suri.

comment by Mary84 @ 18 Apr 2007 05:09 am
Happy birthday Suri! Hope you have a lovely celebration You are beautiful

comment by -*charlie*- @ 18 Apr 2007 03:24 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET SURI!

comment by widder @ 18 Apr 2007 01:25 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY sweet girl!
wish you happyness and lots of love.

comment by Katie fan @ 18 Apr 2007 01:17 am
Happy birthday big big girl! You are so beautiful! We love you baby!

comment by mac @ 17 Apr 2007 11:09 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SURI WE ALL LOVE YOU!! WISHING THE BEST FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!

comment by Fari @ 17 Apr 2007 08:55 pm
Cant believe little Suri is all grown up!! Happy Birthday Cutie Pie!

comment by robi @ 17 Apr 2007 08:35 pm
Happy Birthday Suri!

comment by Amiera @ 17 Apr 2007 08:18 pm
**yeah happy b’day little baby SURI…wish you have good life and all the happiness is yours..luff & heart you**

comment by Susy @ 17 Apr 2007 07:26 pm
HARRY BIRTHDAY SURI!!!

SO SO SO fucking scary

count me in the boycott libraesque!! -
when you think enough of a point has been made, let us know here and we can all SWOOP back together….
ok, am off to katieholmes.com…
anyone know of any other sites - tom thumb fan bashing is my favourite sport….and i need to excercise every day!!

oh yeah, they have deleted any comments i made earlier from tomkat too….yet they still have !!!’s written diareohaa on there….
looks like leora has been recruited by the CO$….

OH MY GOD, Amy it took them 9 minutes to delete our posts!!!!!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

it probably took them that long as they were probably busy, on their hands and knees, worshipping their old top gun posters…just like their katie did as a child….

Mia, not only are they censoring us but they’ve also started “bleeping” out cuss words, just like the pansies over at Just Jared (I hate that fucking site, it’s like being a voyuer at a christian jesus camp)

Now THAT I cannot tolerate…..I cuss….a lot…… and if I can’t express myself the way I want then I’m out!!!!

poor leora, that site is gonna crash and burn without us. Think of how many new screen names Anne is going to have to come up with just to make it look like they have more than three fans.

o.k. girls, I’m off to find tom cruise fans to annoy!! I’ll let yuo know of any juicy sites I find!!!!!!!!!

hahahahahahahaahah
I just posted on tomcruiseforever, and at tomcruisefan.

kind of hilarious that on tcforever, I was the only one to comment out of , like, 10 threads

In the course of 12 minutes my post was deleted from kh.com and now I’ve been banned!!!!
hahahahahahaah, they don’t play over there

Libraesque….
Girl…you know I’m in! Like amy already said…let us know when we can “swoop” down . None of my post are showing up? I’ll have to check out the video about Anne. Didn’t realize that she was airbrushing…
Have you seen Claire Cruise’s blog’s??? Freak… right along with denise mapother..

What did you post? I left to study, then returned to check out KH.com. I saw a message saying, “go away idiots”. I knew my pals had been up to some mischievious activity. Loves it.

OMg…I surely hope there is some truth to Katie pissing Tom off by returning to Catholicism?? Did anyone else hear anything??

I just visited tomcruisefan.com and tomcruiseforever.com. No posts on any threads. I tried to post and it warned me that any “inappropriate messages” would be removed and that after your post is approved it “may take a few days to appear. That must be why there are not posts.

Also, did anyone see “punked” the other night. They had a Tom Cruise look alike on. Bucky Lasek was the victim. Long story short, when Bucky’s wife, who was in on the punking, said, “hey, look, isn’t that Tom Cruise?” Bucky replied, “Who cares, no one likes him anymore.” Tee Hee.

hahahahahaha I cut and pasted the b-day wish I posted above

Sally, you got it, I say we boycott for two weeks, Leora should be FREAKING out by then, the sound of crickets over there will be deafening

And whatever we do, we can’t cave on this and go over and post under a different name either, because she’ll know!!!!

Oh, sweet, sweet, sweet Jesus. I would LOVE it if that were true. Please let it be true!

I won’t post under a different name but I will visit to see the lack (hopefully) of traffic.

Okay what the hell?? Ppl are making Utube videos in “honor” of the kid…?? Give me a break… Where do they find the time ? I need some damn Starbucks…Off to to check out “tomcruisefan”

O.K. maybe Leora is quickly coming around. Three posts very quickly. One about Katie turning Catholic and taking Suri with her, and another implies that Tom is off like a shot to NYC while it is still his beloved daughter’s birthday. But, lo and behold, not a soul has commented. I am shocked! Ubber fans have nothing to say about the Catholic news?

It will be hard, so very hard, for me not to comment on the Catholic news.

Ughhhh…I would like to read that one… and like you, very hard to NOT comment. I would LOVE to see all this truly go down. But, I am sure Tom will make things VERY difficult due to his “Napoleon SYndrome” . Soul search, Katie…truly Soul search… God…I hate Tom Cruise.

be strong Linda!!!!!

these rabid fans will just say “stupid rumors”, you know, in that 4th grade speak they have.

I totally believe she was looking forward to going on set to have a chance to breath and re-group. I REALLY think that’s why all those relatives live with them, so there’s no chance of her being able to be alone and think for even a minute, and that’s why he’s going with her. She better giddy up on the meetings with priests and phone calls to friends and family, cuz he’ll probably fly stright there after his dumbass “benefit”
I wonder why the kid didn’t go with her, and is instead going with him.

OMG…looks like those B-day wishes were posted by Suri’s family…hahaha

i have been FORBIDDEN from entering katieholmes…..
i won’t even bother looking at tomkat at the mo’ as i would find it too hard to resist ….
ok, am off now to tomcruisefan & forever…

I truly want to barf. I just came back from the kh.com site and there are some pathetic folks over there… Whats up with Xx something ,something person or Dido??? I had to laugh after reading “Go away, idiots…” LMAo…
Libra…completely agree with you on the family living w/ them. It’s all about keeping tabs on her. I could not imagine living in that house. Tom’s mom scares me… I am sure she is one EVIL bitch of MIL.

LMAO amy…..I really should be finishing my damn laundry but…you guy’s are way too entertaining.

i agree about tom’s mother sally….she is very ‘hard faced’..bit of a slut too isn’t she?? what number marriage has she just been dumped from??
and as for suri being with tom and not katie…that must be part of his standard beard contract….like the one he had with nicole….kids are his property….
and also, when you think about it…WHY should suri be with katie at the moment anyway….its not like its her REAL first birthday is it???
katie is gonna be in BIG trouble from that LITTLE man when he finds out she has been contacting non culters…..

for reals amy, she’s gonna be banished to the sauna with an oil cocktail!!!!

you know what’s REALLY obvious. O.k., this kid must be like the messiah to this family. And something as HUGE as her “first” birthday, and there were no parties last weekend for her, etc……
I mean, what are the chances everyone and their grandmother is going to fly to shrevport to attend a birthday party? Someone mentioned on another blog site they thought they heard about a party at the cruise house sometime in January, that someone was going to leak pictures but got paid off….

I just find it SO disturbing that this kid is going to grow up not knowing her true birthdate. I mean I was joking with my post above re: the astrology thing, but I’m a Libra 100%, and if my parents lied and said I was a Tarus or something…..I’d be traumatized!!!!!!

i have to say libraesque…you really hit on a good point earlier…

what the hell IS katie going to say about the fact that she would rather her daughter was born a bastard than katie be a fat bride… that WILL come back and bite her in the ass one day i think for sure..

i find it hard to beleive that someone who would jump up and down on a couch in front of millions over his ‘love’ of his beard..WOULDN’T do something spectacular or even just memorable, for his so called first ‘biological’ child…

i reckon he must have a real nasty little temper on him….most men with short man syndrome do….i hope he doesn’t pop a vein when he reads katie the riot act …….well…actually, i hope he pops EVERY vein….

thanks for the copy/paste Libraesque

Somethings got to be done about this fucking midget.

you’re welcome Frank.
I just figured out something. I think tomcruisefan is run by Anne from TKC!!!!!!!
Maybe it’s because I don’t LOATHE any other celeb except tc, so I’m unaware of fan sites etc…because I’m not a fan of anyone, but honetsly those people scare me

amy…you had me rolling with the whole “slut” comment… I love your sarcastic humor. The bitch is a whack job. So many good points, Libra. I mean really, I am surprised there wasn’t some over the TOP shindig for that kid. If not by the Keebler himself but Katie. Isn’t she the one that had to have the Italian wedding w/ fireworks? OMG..amy…you know he has a temper. Such a little Napoleon. I do know from some reports that he rarely sleeps. Probably sitting in his makeshief Emerald city behind that damn curtain plotting his next conquest…

you know what they say, the guilty mind never rests…..or some shit like that, but it totally applies with him

Amy you have a big fan here too. I practically piss my pantaloones every time you post

SO, the crikets are chirpping already over there
I LOVE IT!!!!

OMG, I think I’ll join the boycott. Nobody takes my argument bait there anywhere. I love the fact that Esra’s not here, supposedly… I love to FIGHT! Especially about Cruise, because I know the lovers cannot win.

oh shadow girl, you are SO right on that one
WHAT is it with his fans? Are they all foreign at this point, so they can’t articulate in English OR WHAT????
It’s so weird, it’s like they’re either all completely illiterate, or they’re 6 year olds

Wow you guys are busy..I have been submerged in writing stats code all day..my brains will implode if I dont get to laugh at midget and his lether tong….I am actually subcribed at the Katie holmes site but they always had problems with log in so havent been back in ages….oh well…more work…will join later

you know whats fucking HILARIOUS is when I first bashed one of those dipshits over at TKC about their spelling and grammar, one of them said well maybe it’s because English isn’t all of our first language.
Come to find out she’s from London!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Holmes goign to louisna wihtout Cruise is trouble!!!

Its an opportunity for her to be with her parents ALONE since she met him. She always had Jessica or Toms Mom or Tommy boy wherever she went…its SCN making sure she never escapes…

Tom is trying to avoid using Jessica or his SCN thugs , so he will be doing the guarding himself, but as long as he is nto ther full time , her parents have teh chance to deprogram her….

However there will be scn guard watching and I wont be suprised if her phone is bugged like Tom did to Nicole during the Divorce.

I sincerely home the Holmes have a psychologist ready adn former cult members to deprogram her, Suri is young enough to get away
without any emotional damage. Th ething is if she claims to be really in love its the only drug holding her to midget….if its the money, then then with the shopping sprees she has been enjoying , the contract will be hard to break

You know what…the old TOMKAT blog on babyrazzi hardly have any comments…its a great place topost..its like screaming in an empty room…I did a few..no one really reads it but someone will get a nice suprise oneday if they choose to go there..have fun

Opps I forgot Tom used to rent a house right off of st charles avene , a block form Tulane University and the Audobon Zoo. The real world house is also on St Charles…its a pretty old worl nice house..teh best looking street…

I heard Nicole and the kids were around a lot and he barely ever came out of the house…Shereveport on the other hand is far off somewhere..not very familair..so tom defintely know shis way around…

Plus there will be the pride festival..I think this April or may..see , he knows the schedule, no wonder he wanted to go to shreveport hahahahhahhahaand hang out in teh french quater..while hw is ther ehe can go pray to marie laveau to stregthen his powers and put his mojo on Holmes for life…

I read somewhere that Scn has a dark side of vodoo worship

I think the best place for tommy to com eout of the closet will be NOLA..no onw will give hoot where he sticks his baby carrots

Just came back from TKC..its so empty out there ahahhaha

mia, she’s only got today!! cruise will probably be there by tomorrow after his benefit. I wonder if he actually wrapped the movie or if it’s on hold so he can go babysit KH.

Did you guys hear about that party awhile back, where the invite said in no uncertain terms were there to be any “guests”, only the specified person on the invite and Holmes was the ONLY person to bring someone.!!!!

here’s the article

No, it’s not Tom Cruise. Katie Holmes has a Scientologist with her everywhere she goes. Sad, isn’t it? She was even accompanied by one of her minders to an InStyle magazine girls-only party.

“You weren’t allowed to bring a guest with you. But Katie brought a guest, one of her Scientology ‘handlers’. She was the only one that didn’t come alone. Katie’s minder kept a watchful eye and a close distance at all times. It was so creepy! You couldn’t really talk to her honestly and openly,” an insider who attended the party confessed.
“Katie looked dead in the eyes. She was not the same person she was before she met Tom.”

so not only did she bring someone, but she brought a DUDe to a chick party

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

OH HELL, I just found this awesome site

http://www.bumpshack.com/tomcruise.htm

Just got out of class. Checked up on TCK. It is awfully quiet over there. I was able to strong. I really wanted to debate “!!!!” on the existance of kiddie Catholic classes, seeing as they do exist. All Catholic churches are not the same. Most Catholic and Protestant churches call it Sunday School. Many churches now hold services on Saturday, therefore a change of name was in order.

Whew. Glad to get that out of my system. Thanks for letting me post it here. I have to stay strong!

Katie Holmes Converts to Scientology: What’s Next, Sex Change?

hhahahhahaha

read an old blog here
http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/06/13/143149.php

LIB..that was the party where she was seen with Brook Shield for the first time, with brooks baby…its was some sort of baby shower or women things and of course by then she ahd ha da baby for a whil eand was never seen with the baby…even more wo when Brook was in attendance wiht a new borm…I think she got herself invited by tom..so they could make up with brooke infront of the camera….its sad really.but Katies holmes wa snot the the same league as Brooke socially and she gets invited to a a party for a bunch of 30th somethings…..she should be hanging out with Lilo and CO..thats her age group and the Dawsons and Alexis Bledell like individuals….There is no way I am likely to beleive she knew anyone at that party..another midget hoax

There is a thread on TMZz about that event,..

http://www.tmz.com/search/6/?q=tomkat

Do you guys ever go Dlisted? They have a pic of Keebler and his Zombie bride on their “outing”. You should read some of the comments…pissing fun! The writers there are great, too. Okay..I’m off. I Need to have a glass wine and gear up for some more hating tomorrow…Cheers!

hahahah did you guys see at dlisted the picture of them from dinner the other night? the caption is Busted Ass Face
KH looks like a straight up herion addict, her eyes are all red rimmed, it’s really gross, not tomention her atrocious members only disco jacket

aaahhh sally, great minds think alike, we’re on a psychic hater wavelength!!!!
ditto on the happy hour mode, I’m out too

has anyone seen any pics of the freakshow that is tomkat at the mentor gala….

have a close look at one of the pics where he is desperately grasping at katies hand…hers is tense and looks like it is being pulled..

WARNING - don’t look at his hair if you have a full bladder!!

i will borrow words from alec baldwin - “rude, thoughtless little pig”…are they SURE alec was describing his daughter and not messiah cruise??

i REALLY hope someone gets hold of the angry messages tom would of been leaving katie yesterday…they would of been priceless….

it must of KILLED him to have let her out of that compound by herself….

i bet katies posture improved for that time..with the lack of tom’s hand up her puppet ass for a few days…

Goooood Morning, Haters!! amy…I saw THE pictures. WTF??? What the hell is up with midget and his poorly done 70’s look? Annndd please do not even get me started on Katie’s. Her hair looks decent (she actually brushed it) but the spanx that she is sporting under the dress (?) Uhmmm are we 8? The death grip is classic… I am sure it’s because Katie brought her rosary & some Holy water in her clutch. SHe probably left a “Help” message on a napkin there…have we checked on this..?

Libraesque….the psychic wavelength is strong and growing among us all…
Love DListed. Busted up face is a great opener. I am at a loss of words on the jacket…..but what really kills me, katie not brushing the hair. She did look like crack hooker..

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/04/scientology-wants-virginia-tech.html LMAOOOOOOOooooooo…good read!

Okay..maybe too much coffee. what I meant about “lmao” on that Sci Fi & VTech…It just doesn’t surprise me (saw it coming). Parasites. I am unsure what a HATE most..Tom or Sci Fi?? I’ll come back to that, getting more coffee.

what kills ME is how all the ‘lovers’ attribute katies weird short hair ‘things’ on ‘just having a baby’…hello?????

how long they gonna drag THAT excuse up for…its been a year and a half since katie’s virgin birth…

lol @ the message on the napkin!!

oh wow saw the pic on DListed…Never really see tom, but Holmes..lord xenu, she needs some food…she is getting to skeletal propotions and when that happend your face jsut strats loosing appeal..being polite here……………….haah

It like her top half is wasting away and the bottom half just remians there….we all kno wshe wors damn hard at looking that way and its jsut pathetic that she cant look in a mirror and realise that no matter how much she loses its not going to affect those timber legs…all she is doing is drawing attentions to her flaws whic of course every woman has…but woemen all leran to dres sto flater the body shape…apparently in HW all you need is to be skinny and nothing else…hyet people pant after JHO ass and Simpsons boobs…waht hypocrites….

That ass larry Birkhead is already using teh baby to make money …what an ass

olkay….so if celebs make money by selling phot pics ..why cant we talk about these shit holes..they get millions so we can bash them LOLHAHHA…

The Cruise dinner cost $6250 per head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I say where is the money going??????

Cruise is the scientology cash cow and they will never let him go, thats hwy they stock chat rooms with scientologists to raise hsis profile nad defend him

…………..PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD ONEVERY SITE, THE SCIENTOLOGIST WILL NOT TAKE OVER THE INTERNET…CANVASS ALL CRUISE SITES AND GIVE THEM HELL……………………..

miapocca….your wish is my command….which sites though?? i don’t know where to go..
i have already been permanently blocked from katieholmes after one, what i thought was ‘kind’ belated wish to suri….

i hate scientologists more than i hate tom cruise..though i have to admit….scientologist or not i would still utterley loathe and despise that knobjockey…

they should put any monies raised at that dinner towards a new weave for tom…and perhaps a new spine for katie…

why have they stopped posting tomkat pics on babyrazzi….they have missed a few of their PR releases this past week…very strange!!

This site has devolved into a discussion of bashing other sites.

merely other sites which worship tom cruise…i am simply trying to ‘keep the hate’…

I went to TKC this morning and saw the Detox Dinner pictures. Why is Katie only wearing black bags this season? I am so tempted to post but will resist.

linda, did you see that in EVERY different picture of mr 70’s hair and the bin bag wearer…her hand looks like she is trying to desperately pull free? i thought it was just in one pic, but it went on forever…very telling!

it’s such a different site at the moment without all of us there…even jennifer appears to be absent…perhaps her scientologist bosses feel they have beaten us evil haters and have sent her to other sites nowdays? very hard to resist commenting…though i did like the message someone left for the aol adddress…that was !!!’s wasn’t it…

Yes, I was a wee bit curious about that one. I will probably go back and comment soon. I was considered “nuetral” after all. I have a gift for mediation. They are all so nutty over there. I enjoy luring them into my camp with my big, fancy words and then smacking them down with my big, fancy words.

I see Franks Point..What we need is a new posting on what happened at the dinner.. will especially welcome Roger Freidman or Cassablanca with a nutty language..but those two have the beef///

Why was Katie wearing Leggings??????? ye gads…..

Its so not East coast to trend E your way to a respectful Dinner..but then they are scientologist and a little wierd……

Okay guys..so the stupid holmes was trying to tell us something last night..her garb had hidden meaning..how do I know, because I am very familiar with the design on her belt and I have some jewelry with these symbols..not to mention those symbols are desperately are being over used and the particular county where it comes form is trying to stop its reproduction ..I am glad they will want to know about this one and will email the consulate as well.

Tom and his people were trying to get one over us, but whats the point if the majority do not understand:
See the Belt: http://www.tomkatcrazy.com/more-tomkat-from-last-night/

See the meaning
http://www.welltempered.net/adinkra/htmls/adinkra/hyew.htm

By the way those are the airbrushed pictures released by their PR..compare the Pap pictures to this one..can you tell the difference in lighting and the touch ups to her forehead etc

Can we start up the above as a another thread..what do you think of the hidden meaning of that belt…Tom really thinks he is omnipresent and superior …ahhahah

opps sorry my posting did not show up

Hey Ted..I just wanted to give you a little tip and make sure to give me credit.

What do you think of the hidden meaning in Holmes fashion sense at the cult dinner.

See what I mean:

See the Belt: http://www.tomkatcrazy.com/more-tomkat-from-last-night/

See the meaning
http://www.welltempered.net/adinkra/htmls/adinkra/hyew.htm

good moring haters!!!

Linda, the point of the boycott is to decrease the number of posters at TKC, thereby making a point to Leora that we MADE that site interesting, and without us it goes back to the lameness that we see now….3 comments of “Tom is HOT”, “Katie is SO pretty”

so be strong…don’t post!!!!

anyhoo, as far as this thread bashing other sites….I think we’ve made all the comments we can about this kids birthday….at this point we’re just trash talking and waiting for the next post, right????

have at it over at Babyrazzi, the death grip on her is in full view over there.

I’m going over to check Perez, he HAS to have mentioned her LEGGINGS!!!!

i just went and had a peek at tomkat…appears jennifer is back and what do you know…a minute after each of her postings…another one SUPPORTING her appears under the name ‘me’…does she think we are stupid or what…i can’t WAIT to get back on there..although the longer we are away, the more we lull them into a false sense of security i suppose…it is going to be hilarious when we we wipe the smiles off their tom shit eating faces…
as for the belt..thats easy…tom gave it so alien’s can tune into them easily…
what badges was he wearing…does anyone know….
and as for that hanky in his pocket…YEAH RIGHT…like something that is small enough to fit in a suit pocket could actually blow that hooter he has on his ugly fucking face…he should of tried shoving in a tent..that would do the job better….

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
amy once again you have me pissin in my pantaloons

yea, imagine the horror when we all descend on that site with a barrage of hate. We should pick a meaningful date. Lets think about this……..

Thanks lib..those women are psycho..I gues today is the day for me to bug them…cant go for too long though

I just love the Huffington post on tomkat…they actually had a scientologist on there who admitted he was one and was defending scientology jsut like all the ex members say they have been programmed to do

Read this thread

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jordan-safirstein/science-please-not-scien_b_45386.html

I say we play it by ear and wait until there is a post that is too juicy to resist. Something is bound to happen while she is filming and out from under Tom’s constant survailance.

Okay I think I pretty much tanked up the babyrazzi site…seriously try the huffington post if you want intelligent reading..tomkat and babyrazzi are just full of fluffy nitwitts…I got into a political argumnent on Israel last week on babyrazzi with Kim who came out and called me stupid aahahah..I with the help of another lady celine got her really good, that now she is always trying to back my posts…..she posted on the tomkat thread as well..I just let her be I think she wants me to assume she is a different Kim, but the good thing is that she hasnt sparred with me since…

did you see katie’s necklace on the mentor dinner night…..
tom got her hymen gold plated for her …. chris klein gave it to him…

my god amy….you need to stop. I can’t keep up with all wet panties I have to wash from pissing myself. You humor is very clever. Love it. Especially on this day here in Virginia. I took part in 2 moments of silence (different locations) and each were very emotional. So needless to say…. this site and all of your gal’s wit is welcomed!!!

As for the belt..interesting. But…do you really want to give Katie credit on actually knowing the meaning? That would require thinking on her part.
I think Tom’s mom is their stylist. They both look like clowns. I will give one small credit, Katie’s hair was actually brushed! Wow!

LMAO at the Hymen thought….

oh my xenu..sally…ahahhaha..

T shirts I need to have made for myself:

For every day: “Tom is not Suri’s Daddy”

For going through airport security: “Not a terrorist”

For walking around on a cruise ship: “Norwalk Virus is a Myth”

And I need one with pictures of Ted Kennedy and John Kerry that says : Proof that stupid people should not be allowed to vote.

Mia, amy, & Libra.. Wow! You gal’s were quite busy @ babyrazzi. I even learned a couple things myself in regards to the $ci Fi. Just to clear one thing up , Mia it wasn’t you who went through the detox , right? That thread was copy & pasted in regards to a lady on Huffington?

I never had anything to do with scieintology is was a thread from the huffington post..where the limited mindless fools of babyrazzi and tomkat cannot go to because the arguments are beyond their limited abilities to understand anything without it being diluted down

frank! - i suggest those t-shirts come with built in flashing light bulbs framing them….let me know when they are ready and i will put my order in…

SALLY - yes her hair was brushed….i just wish it were brushed OVER toms smug little face….
i’m sorry, of course katie doesn’t actually know the meaning of ANYTHING…other than the dollar signs she sees flashing everytime she looks town at tom…

OAHAHAH oh my Frank that was refreshing!!

Frank, one of the attorney’s I work with saw this site up on my screen, laughed his ass off and said he would totally buy a bumper sticker like your site page….he was almost crying at the tc thumbs up pose

that thumbs up pose has gotten me through this past week where i have had the BIGGEST freaking workload…i just LOVE that pic…what a fucking creepy false poser

LOL..Frank! You should market those. Hee..hee..hee..

The thumbs up pic is classic. I would love to know where was that taken from?

Hey, on Perez someone compared Tom to David Koresh…Perfect description. I think he could almost be “up” there w/ Charlie “Jesus” Manson.

Mia…Can’t agree with you more on the stupidity level of those on Babyrazzi..TKC.. If anyone goes beyond ”Katie is cute…& Tom needs a tan…” comments, you have pretty much lost the majority over there. They begin to show their juvenile banter’s that are simply hilarious. I for one, do you not have extensive knowledge on the $ci Fi so therefore, can’t contribute. I just simply love knowing that there are others out there who despise the fucking ferret as much as I. and it has been that way, way before “Top Gun” and I mean come on, Val was truly the hottest in that movie. Although, I was 15 @ the time (Yes…I am old)

lol sally - i too, was 15 when top gun came out..and i too, couldn’t understand why tom was considered hotter than val…

the thing with those babyrazzi fans is that they are actually incredibly stupid..i thought at first that they were just ardent fans…but they just cannot grasp a single thing…i love how they get so whipped into frenzies so easily…scary to think that he has that kind of fan base though…

why oh why can’t the world see tom through the vomit tinted glasses i see him through???

the only toxins at the benefit were tom and his CO$ crew…

you know how tom has taken his stance against psychiatrists and the medical industry in general… nicoles dad is a prominant psychiatrist and her mother a nurse….wonder how he bit his tongue throughout the duration of that bearded farce then?

Tom used to get riled by the Australina friends Nicole had….infact Tom had been bullied and laughed out of everywhere but his made up Cruise persona..he sees some similarities between himself adn hubbard in the laughabel factor….

Nicole said that she coudl finally see her friend liek Noami once the divorce was final..see TOm is a lonely person with no friend other than his family , he could fit into Nicoles circle because is really wuite well educated and was brought up to THINK big time..he mentioned that her parents made them read the paper every mornind discuss it over breakfast….somehow tom missed out on those lessons, Hubbard filled it in with brainwashing.
There was an incident where Mel Gibson ribbed TOm about scientology at an aussie gathering and apparently tom went beserk on them/.The Hoolywood aussie crowd could nto stand him because as also he attempted to isolate the woman in his life and not form health attachement outside of marriage…..

Frankly has anyone seen tom arund with other guys having a drink or just hanging out somewhere other than PR events involing his family adn made up car incident to make him appear the good samaritan..he is truely pitiful and needy adn thats how he got into that bloody cult..and hilmes was also goign through a break up..which leads me to question her state of mind at the time of indoctrination

see the sccientology garbage and Koolid only sinks deeper and faster if you are vulnerable , seeking and needy!!!

mia I had read somewhere that all those people tc “saved” from various situations, were exposed as being Scientologists, pr stunts all directly related to boosting his public image
I think given the fact that he can’t even open a car door

http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvjc.html

or start a car is proof positive that he’s not capable of saving anyone, not even himsef

Frank, I’m dying to make a t-shirt that says Suri, quen es tu papa?

hey, isn’t $cientology banned in australia???

I loved that “car incedent”. That shit was bananas! Who could believe that Tom freakin Cruise stopped to help some losers on the side of the road. If it was true (which it wasn’t) than he is a bigger moran than I originally thought.

Linda it happened about three times,..different incidents…can you fucking belive how he manipulates the media to his advantage and how those fucking fools actually fall for the PR shit at TOMKAT and Babyrazzi.,…I think one of the reasons why I go there is because I am flaberggasted at such sheer stupdity…if only I had know, I would ahve become a movie star just to con these fool…if midget can be teh highest grossing star..I sure can at 5′9 ahhaha and even without any work done on my nose and sex organs

I wonder if midget had surgery on his worthless jewels..because he is so short I cant imagine anything bigger than a pinkie….

http://www.tmz.com/2007/04/19/tom-cruises-6-250-a-head-dinner/#comments

TMZ has a blog

I finally found it:

* In 2003, while filming The Last Samurai in New Zealand, Cruise supposedly helped a local family change a flat tire on a country road and assisted a young girl in catching her runaway horse. He also donated $3,800 to a local school that needed a “sun shelter.”

* In 1998, Cruise rushed to the defense of a woman being mugged on a London street and stopped thieves from making off with more than $150,000 in jewelry.

* In 1996, he summoned an ambulance to help an aspiring actress who was the victim of a hit-and-run, then paid her $7,000 emergency room bill.

* While he and then-wife Nicole Kidman were vacationing on a 210-foot yacht in Capri in 1993, they were reported to have come to the aid of a family whose yacht had caught on fire. Cruise and Kidman allegedly rescued the family from their life raft and took them aboard their luxury yacht until help arrived.

* That same year, Cruise was said to have pulled two young boys to safety after they were almost crushed in a mob of out-of-control fans at the London premiere of “Mission: Impossible.”

You people are hilarious. I never gave much thought about TC’s sexual orientation although I wondered what did his women find attractive in him. I think we all have met or seen certain person we just feel icky and the feeling would not go away. TC is such person to me. The moment I saw his face in the ad for Risky Business I felt icky. There was something fake on his face. The only movie of his I watched was ‘Rain Man’ and it was because I liked Dustin Hoffman as an actor. I thought he was a creep for dropping the divorce bomb on Nicole in public. This girl Katie is so brainwashed, it’s unbelievable. And the little baby is just average looking that whenever I read the posts praising her gorgeousness on babirazzi I had to laugh. She does not look like her parents at all. There’s nothing of her mother in her. Strange, I thought. Well, if all you’ve said were correct, it’d be interesting when Katie decided to quit. Do you think she will write a tell-all book?

Oh, and by the way, it was miraculous that Katie suddenly shrank to Cruise’s height in their wedding picture. I looked at them cheek to cheek and couldn’t stop laughing.

OH SNAP!!!
I just SCHOOLED a bitch on babyrazzi. I had read an article at lunch that said TC hasn’t been involved with this “project” in the last couple years, and the fools all came back to say “yes he was, Katie was in a green dress” so I said oh yea, provide a link. She comes back with some random photo of them with her in a black dress, so I said yea…no.

SO this girl comes back with a cut and paste article, but what this dumb bitch didn’t realize is that I’m no dumb bitch. I googled it, and she cut off the last part of the article saying how the firefighters and doctors were all pissed at cruise

HA!!! I lOVE those idiots over there

btw “c” what I found really pathetic is that it looked as if she were standing in a specially designed “hole” for the pics
so sad

let me see if I can find a pic

btw ladies, feel free to have a laugh at some elses expense at babyrazzi, it’s just too good, this dumb dumb came back gloating before I posted the rest of the article and I slammed her

god, why do I love this shit so much!!!!

I dont know how those people go through life not having to argue a point or avoding ppl with different opinions

Anyway Tom Cruise is on the Aactors studio right at this moment…the thing that annoys me about him is teh scientology aspect otherwise he would just tbe anotehr random actor..h eis talking about being a misfit all his life

They showed baby pictures and he was a blond kid who looked a lot diffrent then than now…My issue is that Holmes grand aunt and herself say that suri looks like Cruise…Suri looks like Cruise right at this moment?? ..I believe that the genetic theory that changes in your lifetime are passed to your genes was disproved by Darwin..there is no way in hell Suri can look like cruise post surgery, eye lids, dyed eye brows , dyed hair..etC..and if HOLMEs knows that suri does not look like her, then there are some serious questions to be asked…….Suri does not look like Tom when he was younger , how in hell do you give brith to child that resembles you at age 50..ahhahahhahhahha

They really think we are stupid…

Oh, so that’s what his stint on Actors Studio is all about??? He’s in image overdrive????
Did he look like an Asian as a baby???? Does he have eyelids as a baby???

Did you see the charming “song” Helen made for me at Babyrazzi? She called me a dyke and a fag………I guess she doesn’t comprehend that that’s physically impossible

Just goes to show you how demented those peolple are..they cant seperete their own lives from that of an actor…codependence to the extreme..I really think htey re scientologist who get sent around to fight cruise battles…notice they are no longer posting on tomkat crazy..they follow us around

She is jsut an intolerants Aarse..why use words likek that to describe someone..especailly when her hero is bnaging his cult leader….really sick mind it takes to use those derogatory words…she has sank to teh lowest extreme…going to check thi sout…

He looks more like a german kid…very blond and fair wiht blue eyes

hey beautiful people, I’m out, that “faggot” shit over there is unreal. It’s happy hour and I’m RET TA GO!!

hey mia, and amy thanks for having my back today, I appreciate it

xoxox
have a good weekend ladies

AND gentlemen, sorry Frank!!

,…yeah I thin I suprised gealle..I calle dher some nasty names bu tI did apologize hahahha…didnt realise someone else spoke french.ahhaha

Probably. When my little bro was a kid, he had blonde hair and his blue eyes. The blonde just darkened to brunette as he got older.

Man, I can’t keep up posting here! I’m glad Esra’s not around, I don’t really feel like getting into another catfight

This is some great shit. Try searching YouTube with the query ” Tom Cruise is Super, Thanks For Asking!” you will not be disappointed! It’s a South Park Big Gay Al song.

HOLY TOM’S SHITTY DICK!!!

just been over to babyrazzi….what a complete bunch of WHACKO’S…
the arrogance of jen and helen…’you have been thrown out of tomkat’…haha, the ‘gay song’, the ‘you are stalking me’ bla bla bla…

i have just sat here for the past ten mins with my eyes popping out like toms after he gets his monthly credit card bill!!

if i were tom i would be as ashamed of the kind of people in my fan base as i would be of my developing bitch tits….

i think there should be a new site…. www.ihatetomcruisefans.com

babyrazzi aren’t posting my comments…this has never happened to me before on that site….DAMN!!

I know it is early, and it is the weekend… but you HAVE to go to TKC. They are still talking about Lib and all the other haters. This is so funny. Check it out.

My roommate posted as Beth. She was being sarcastic but I don’t think they got it. I tried to stop her since it is my IP address and we know what that means. Hee Hee. But she has a mind of her own and did it anyway.

i thought beth’s comment was hysterical!! and NO they won’t get it…

i think they are obsessed with Libraesque..i mean, they talk about her from site to site..actively FOLLOWED her yesterday and still won’t let her name drop..very funny…I think helen actually has a crush on her..

i will miss all this ‘action’ when i don’t need to be online as often…

suri has the same wonky, lazy shaped mouth as katie…perhaps eyelids cost more in the contract and that explains her lack of them?!

do you think tom still breast feeds her? i am pretty sure he has weaned katie by now though

Ewwwww. Tom breasts should never be revealed. The are so nasty.

Since Tom is such a humanitarian, has anyone asked him if the big, honking rock he gave Katie was responsibly mined…. or was it a blood diamond?

Okay people…I christened Helen “BAITCH” feel free to use it
The woman is demented her rage knows no bounds..she always crosses the line to personal….wow…such psycho..I wonder if they haave partners and children who can stand them…!!!

i doubt helen even has cockroaches around her…and i think that is part of why she is so obsessed, bitter, demented and so on…
tom can have her…please!!!

Where has it been going down between you and Hell-en, Mia? I would like to read the hate.

I beleive THE BIATCH’S agenda is no to support tomkat but to push scientology …she always follow us around and I am sure she comeS to read the notes here…I have bee quite a critic of scn since out tmz post attracted so many people..so I guess she may be one of the foold you sen dout to spread the word..however she is extremely stupid and full of rage fo rno apparent reason…she needs to get the stick up her ass

Hehe, Tom holds up his hand at that gala and I imagine him saying, ” Look, my hand is far bigger than my dick! I jerk off to gay porn four times a day!”

Haha, Beth. Those idiots over there don’t recognize sarcasm when they hear it.

I will never understand why people like the Cruiser so much. Period.

this is from th ehuff po thread..hilarious

OMG….how f$%^&*g lame is this……Scientologists exist because Ron Hubbard couldn’t write (even pulp) fiction to save his life and needed a more secure form of income…..ta-da….cult. The scientology “program” consists basically of saunas….are you not smart enough to go the local Y and sit in the steambath without permission from Mapother IV?
And don’t you wonder about a cult (under no circumstances is this a religion)where a cartoon creature like Cruise reaches the upper strata….? I just adore guys who post long technical responses to show off their “knowledge”, but can’t even recognize a sourceror’s apprentice when they see one.
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Hilarious shadow girl!!1

I know. Beth is really itching to start some shizit over there but I told her to wait, or continue with her agreeing ways for now. I love the post after Beth’s saying something like… I know what you mean. Holy shit! Are they for real?!?

I tried to start a shitfight over there a lot and nobody would spar with me. I can tell that they already know I’ve fought w/Esra a lot and they can’t win..

I called every pro Tom girl on babyrazzi a cocksucker. Just to get them even more riled up. >:)

told you they wouldn’t get beth’s comment…the next comment actually sincerely AGREE’S with her…freaks hey??

of COURSE helen and jennifer and all the other freaks come over here…bet they sit there thinking they are so clever ’spying’ on their enemies..hahahaha - losers…

i just love how they try to cling that we are all the same freaking person…

although i suppose it goes to show..if you are a spineless freak of nature..your fan’s too, will be spineless freaks of nature…

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