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Tom, Katie and Suri went to another (surprise!) Cruise family sporting event over the weekend, and Suri fully tried to make a run for it! So this pretty much confirms that Suri is older than Tom and Katie claim, right? (Does anyone know of another 11-month-old who can run??) Suddenly the Chris Klein father rumor seems less outlandish…
[Photo via Hollywood Rag]

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March 20, 2007 at 6:19 pm
Shadow Girl
Haha, run, Suri! Run for Chris Klein who’s in a real religon!
March 21, 2007 at 7:09 am
Frank
OK this is serious.
Suri was running? I agree with the site host: NO eleven-month-old can run.
Question: Where was Suir born? What country? We need to get to the bottom of this.
Where the hell is Chris Klein? Isn’t there some sort of way he could demand a paternity test?
March 21, 2007 at 9:41 am
Shadow Girl
Yeah, what happened to him? He should, Suri can’t run if she truly is 11 months old. If anyone asks Tom, guaranteed he’ll say that Scientology did it. BULLSHIT!
Now I will go do what Esra’s probably never done-study. I play piano too. I’m bragging, now I shall stop.
Glad to see you’re still here, Frank!
March 21, 2007 at 11:34 am
Esra
com’on every kid is running sometimes!!
March 21, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Frank
But not at eleven months old you idiot!
March 21, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Frank
OK folks, ANNOUNCEMENT
I will be going on vacation/wedding/honeymoon this evening and I will not be on the ‘net until two weeks from tomorrow.
So just because I’m not on this site at all in the next two weeks does not mean I’ve stopped hating Tom Cruise.
March 21, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Sally
Shit is hitting the fan!! At least I hope so. There sure seems to be a lot of reports lately that Katie has awoke and is just about fed up with the midgets’controlling antic’s. God, I hope all this is true. As for Suri, I have had 4 children and not one was running at 11 months. They would get about 8 or 9 steps and fall on their bottom(and that’s toddling). And yes, I am probably too old to be blogging but Tom irritates the shit out of me!! Totally agree with you Shadow girl, Tom would definetly say it was Scientology. Fucker! Get the Hell out Katie….
March 21, 2007 at 12:27 pm
Sally
Congrats, Frank! Have a wonderful trip!! We’ll keeping hating the midget for you!
March 21, 2007 at 12:34 pm
I Hate Tom Cruise
Frank,
Congratulations! Have a wonderful wedding and honeymoon, and thanks for your tireless dedication to hating Tom Cruise.
Love,
I Hate Tom Cruise
March 21, 2007 at 12:54 pm
Sally
Holy shit…you guys should read the crap that is going down on tomkatcrazy. I am NO way connected to that web site but I happened to check it out to see what bullshit they have going on and Wow! There are some serious bloggers with some serious hating going on . I am going to try and recruit them this way. We could use some more haters!!! It is soo damn entertaining….
March 21, 2007 at 4:47 pm
Shadow Girl
Congrats, Frank!
March 22, 2007 at 7:17 am
Esra
maby is suri not runing on this picture.. maby she just standing there
March 22, 2007 at 7:48 am
Lejane
Thank God I found you - that “silly person whose face makes me want to punch it” seems to have had the power to close down so many other “I hate Tom Cruise” sites.
I know we don’ really know what schlebs are really like, but this “silly person etc. etc.” is so rude and stupid and idiotic and ……..
It feels good to vent.
March 22, 2007 at 9:14 am
Ari
I have 3 sons. Not only could they all walk and quasi-run at 11 months, two of the 3 had begun to ice skate.
March 22, 2007 at 9:52 am
adsf
You fucking nimwits. The kid is clearly not running in the picture. her mom is holding her up from falling down.
March 22, 2007 at 11:17 am
Esra
yeah!! you’re right adsf.. shadow girl fell asleep on hear keyboard
i can say that to!!
March 22, 2007 at 11:20 am
Shadow Girl
asdf and Esra: disparaissent la baise vous-même, vous les foutus fils d’une baise ! Laissez détester au peuple qui le détestent réellement.
March 22, 2007 at 11:26 am
somplace
On the running thing.. I have 2 kids. My daughter started walking at 9 mos and was running at 9 1/2 mos. My son was only walking by a year old. They are all different. Suri running at 11 mos will make wonder but it won’t convince me.
March 23, 2007 at 6:43 am
jacka
Suri looks as if she is learning to walk and doing the little baby lunges. I was running at eleven months old according to my mother. If you have ever bothered to look at one of her pictures, then it would be obvious that she is Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ child. How pathetically moronic do you have to be to obsess over someone else’s child that you will never meet or be a part of their life. This is how stalking starts. No, I am not a fan of either one of them, but then I don’t feel the need to be freaky over how much I hate them.
March 23, 2007 at 9:28 am
Shadow Girl
fuck off, jacka. That’s what the net is for, venting your anger over Cruise and being satisfied that other people hate him as much as you do.
March 24, 2007 at 2:37 am
Esra
Shadow Girl, you see.. you just stupid
March 24, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Sally
Freedom of speech, people. Whether it’s good or bad..we have the freedom to say it! And as quick as you are to give your arrogant comments (jacka), I wonder why in the hell are you here? As for you, too there, Esra? You do realize there is a blog for people of low standards that can screen fuck the midget? why don’t you do us all a favor and express your “love” there. In case you haven’t noticed, the address for this one is: I HATE TOM CRUISE.
March 24, 2007 at 8:18 pm
Shadow Girl
well said. Though nothing will get through Esra’s 10” thick head.
March 25, 2007 at 2:00 am
Esra
yes I LOVE TOM CRUISE en you guys HATE TOM CRUISE.. and that is not good.. i wanna tell you guys how good tom is but i dont can tell that in Englisch
March 25, 2007 at 3:43 pm
R.U. Kiddin'
There will always be people defending Tom Cruise on this and similar sites because he hires people to do that!! (You don’t think he has people all over the net polishing his image???)
March 26, 2007 at 2:36 am
Sally
Oh…I realize that R.U. Kiddin’. The stupid little ass…(Tom)
March 26, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Esra
Collarteral is on the TV this movie is so great!! tom is pretty cool in that movie
March 26, 2007 at 4:25 pm
Shadow Girl
Would Tom sink so low to have people do that for him? My shrink and I agree that Tom has bipolar. It accounts for his manic behavior, paranoia(read the weekly edition of US magazine this week), and overall obsessive controlling behavior.
And about Suri running-I do have to agree that kids can walk and run as young as she is and younger. I still don’t blame her for running, though!
March 28, 2007 at 6:26 am
esra
jaja
March 28, 2007 at 2:36 pm
Frida
OMG, I though I was alone in my Tom Cruise hating…Just found the site through stumbleupon.
Esra fuck off u cockflicker. He will neva kno u. He will neva read this site. He will neva be greatful too u. He may however try and take u up the ass..that is if you have facial hair and sound like a bloke.
For fucks sake go to a website that likes him your just torturing yourself. You will not convert us. U only make the hate stronger (For Tom & the Dutch)
From reading your posts I do understand that u may be a abit shit at english.
So tell me how do you say “I hope you get shot” in dutch?? I would like to send Tom a personal message from you.
March 29, 2007 at 7:04 am
tommyboy2531
Frida your my new personal hero! Great post!
March 29, 2007 at 9:39 am
Shadow Girl
YAY, FRIDA!!!
March 29, 2007 at 10:05 am
Esra
tom cruise is not gay.. and you know that. c’mon.. you guys now that he is not gay..!! He is not gay.. and IF he whas that… so??
but he’s not gay
March 29, 2007 at 10:54 am
sally
You rock, Frida! Nicely put!!! Welcome to where the REAL fun is!
March 29, 2007 at 3:10 pm
Frida
Why thank you… I do like to make a good impression
lol Esra….Even tho ur opinions blow. U really do make me laugh. That is seriously the only problem you have with my post?!? What are u the TC protection sqad? Coz I think Katies got that covered.
I didnt say he was gay…I said he may take u up the ass, if u have facial hair and sound like a bloke. Plenty of women have facial hair and sound like a bloke. Well, Im sure they do in the cold countries like Russia or The Netherlands.
Cant u like someone less satanic like, David Beckham or Johnny Depp? Do u have no shame? Are sure we cant make u better? I feel sorry for u. He has obviously brainwashed u through the power of television.
March 29, 2007 at 9:25 pm
BellaM
My daughter was walking at 10 months & running at 10.5 months, so even if that kid is running–which I don’t think she is–there’s nothing too unusual about it.
March 30, 2007 at 12:41 pm
BIGdongle
Yay! A site totally dedicated to hating Tom cruise, how wicked!!
So these weirdos say he’s jesus huh? Well, i say lets throw the fucker in some deep water & see if the fucking idiot walks!!
As for the kid, man, i think someone should call social services ASAP!
Peace to the tom haters!
from the UK!!
April 1, 2007 at 7:01 am
Esra
mwuhaha im a tom cruise fan and i am a Geert Hoes fan (Dutch and very hot) you have to go www.google.com and than pictures… ”Geert Hoes”
Geert is very hot right??
April 4, 2007 at 8:52 am
Shadow Girl
what the fuck does that have to do with hating the Cruiser? Go back to the insane asylum.
April 6, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Esra
what is a insana asylum???
April 6, 2007 at 2:22 pm
Shadow Girl
Look it up, you dyke. Don’t ask us because we won’t answer ya. Get off your lazy fat ass and look things up. Ever heard of a dictionary or encyclopedia?
Go back to the padded cell in the insane asylum. >:)
April 7, 2007 at 8:38 am
Esra
whahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
whahahahah
you have no life!!!
April 7, 2007 at 9:36 am
Shadow Girl
Actually, I do. I work, volunteer my time, and I have friends. You on the other hand, need to spend less time online and more time studying how to spell ‘English’ and other misbegoten shit.
A person who tries to tell us that TC is beautiful and not a loony? Honey, you have no life!
>:)
April 8, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Esra
i have friends, i go to school, Hello?!?!?! i have a life.. i dont have to make food, i dont working for money, my parents do evrything.. i have a house, friends, family, tom cruise:P on school they call me: Hi, Tom Cruise lover (with a big smile on their faces) and i say: yes, thats me
if you say to my friends: Tom Cruise.. my friends say: Esra!!
and i like that!!
April 8, 2007 at 5:24 pm
Shadow Girl
OMG, ur parents do everything? I actually pull my own weight, walking the dog, laundry, vacuuming and cooking. When you do all those things, then U can talk to me. In the meantime, since you’re a minor, go back to Barney(big purple dinosaur show for preschoolers). U still need to learn ur ABCs, little dyke.
April 9, 2007 at 3:26 am
Esra
no! i can do everything.. i can cooking..!! but i dont have to work for money!! i no the ABC!! duuh!!!
April 10, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Shadow Girl
I work. There’s a world of difference, little girl. Learn how to write in English. You can’t do everything because you can’t drive. Think about what you write before you write it to see if it makes any sense.
KEEP THE TC HATE!!!
April 11, 2007 at 7:12 am
Esra
Cartman: na na na na na na ha ha ha ha ha ha
April 11, 2007 at 12:43 pm
BIGdongle
Wow! there’s a proper cat fight going on here! Keep it up girls, it’s well entertaining!! MEEEEHOOWWWW!!! Psssstttttt! scratccchhhh.
Shadow girls got my bet though! Keep it up girl! lol
April 11, 2007 at 2:45 pm
Shadow Girl
I always come out here swinging, ready for a verbal sparring contest. My brothers say I have the best comebacks. Glad to amuse!
April 12, 2007 at 10:03 am
Libraesque
I saw this video. What’s really disturbing is the kid clearly wanted to just take off, and it looks as if, because they were in public, that Katie is holding her back, not guiding her along. At one point she tried to walk up some stairs….definitely NOT the kind of thing a barely walking kid does. I’d say this kid is AT LEAST 15 months old. She seems to be the same age as Violet A.
that being said, TCLoooooooooovesTC
for shits and giggles I googled TCLTC and TCLTC also stands for Twin Cities Lego Train Club….considering TC has probably been involved in more than his fair share of train clubs I find this hilarious
April 16, 2007 at 12:05 am
amy
look, if that kid is REALLY tom’s genetic child…then she could be 27 for all we know…its not like he is passing on down any great ‘height genes’ is it?? if i were stuck in that nutty ‘compound’ as they like to call their home…i’d be trying to run the fuck out of there too…. suri is obviously far more intellectually superior than child bearing kate …. if she had half a brain she would of run a long time ago…
April 25, 2007 at 3:02 pm
Shadow Girl
Maybe even if she had three quarters of a brain she could run. Keep on drinking that Kool-Aid, Katie! You look more skeletal and robotish everyday. Stop the kool aid and be happy again. LEAVE TOM! Then again if you haven’t by now, what’s the chances you ever will? Get a brain.
July 11, 2007 at 11:53 am
Esra
OMFG!! Suri is not runing away katie is learning hear to walk you idiots!!
July 11, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Kelly
Yes esra is right!
If you guyz have a kid later and learn it how to walk i make a picture
and than i said OOW ITS RUNNING AWAY FROM YOU!
:S SO STUPID :S
www.getalife.com
July 18, 2007 at 11:49 pm
shiloh
this site is funny. the arguments are funny too. but then, i agree with Sally. freedom of speech. so, i think Esra is ‘entitled’ to speak up her opinion here too. without people like her, this kind of site will never have its ’spice’. hehehe
anyway, i dont like TC too. i will always love Brad Pitt.
p/s: Esra is a girl, right? :p
August 4, 2007 at 5:31 am
GUURL
You FUcking loosers, OK you guys hate Tom Cruise, but just stop wasting ur time doing shit. You guys have low-self-esteem. Take my advice go do somthing else cuz u guys arn’t doing anything and your not getting to anything.!! Your just so STUPID!!..
Nobody cares about you.
And my baby cousin took his first steps when he was just 8 months old. !
What’s so weird about that? lol Your kids probably are late in walking cuz of all those drugs u took when u were pregnant with them, so don’t blame little Suri or her parents.!!
GROW UP!!!!!!
August 4, 2007 at 7:35 pm
none ya
whoever wrote this article is the most ignorant excuse for a human being ever to exist. most babies are running by 11 months of age! if not, the child most likely has something wrong with its developement. Fucking Idiots!
June 6, 2008 at 12:31 pm
TONY HALSTER
i mean is this creature still around? did anyone remember invasion of the body snatchers? thats him