Tom & Katie: Real Trouble in Pretend Paradise?

** does a happy dance **

I’m so glad Katie seems to be snapping out of it.

I still say her father should KILL Cruise.

Bad Katie!

What’s wrong with Johnny Depp’s daughter? That sucks. I actually like him.

Is it possible to subscribe to the Star? I don’t go to the Grocery often enough to rmember to pick it up.

I don’t know about that. Sometimes I buy Star magazine, though. I think Katie needs to be even more assertive. If there’s any hope at all in that sham marriage, he’ll start respecting her and letting her be more of her own person. She’s not a worshipping little doll. I think Tom has an inferiority complex(along with bipolar!).

hopefully this means she is beginning to see the light again. and then she will tell us all what weve known for so long…. that tommy loves the cock

Again…Tom is such a *ucker! I am glad to see that Katie is “snapping” out of it but man, I feel for her when she tries to free herself. Tom and his cult are freaks….Go Katie!!!!

First of all, Sally, you can say “fucker” here. It’s ok.

Secondly…

“all what weve known for so long…. that tommy loves the cock”

Ha ha ha ha ha!

and

“I feel for her when she tries to free herself. Tom and his cult are freaks”

They certainly are. You should’ve seen the dirty looks I got when I was in Washington around Christmas and chanted “Free Katie Holmes! Free Katie Holmes!” as I walked by the Sciencultology building on DuPont Circle.

OMG Frank…I would of LOVED it!
I just can not believe that Scientology gets away w/ not paying taxes(because they are filed as a religion) and isn’t simply shut down. Hubbard (Satan ), was dillusional. I mean come on, he performed abortions on his wife in a VERY graphic way and thinks we aliens exist. The whole thing is just nuts! I am sure someone will come to this blog and “educate” me regarding these statements. So let the arguments begin! I really do not know why I care, maybe I just have no life! I need to go back to Yoga…
But first, since I can say fucker here: Fucker…fucker…fucker…fucker…fucking Tom the crazy ass! Whew..that felt GREAT! Thanks, Frank!

tom is hot, johnny depp sucks (exapt in Pirats of the carebean) i like that movie

**ignoring Esra**

The news today has been all about that cult leader who beheaded that Washington Post reporter a few years back.

Wouldn’t it be great is someone beheaded Tom… slowly?

if you can speak dutch… i can you stop talking and you will say: yeah! I think tom is very cool!!
believe me

**ignoring Esra, also**

correction on the sentence where “we the aliens…” is typed. I meant THE aliens. I am not an alien. But if I was, Tom (then Esra )would be the first one(s) I would take for lab testing. I can’t even type would I would do. Too graphic…

I only need to speak English you whore.

If it weren’t for English-speaking people you’d be speaking German so shut your fucking pie hole!

what the fuck is a pie hole?!

think about it… what hole in your body does a person usually insert pie?

is tom ever been in Holland??

Go fuck yourself, Esra! I just want to read comments without your pro Tom bullshit spoiling my reading! Nobody likes you so go AWAY!

yeah tom likes me

nope, he doesn’t even know you exist

he doesn’t know any of us exist. Personally, I would feel better if I didn’t know the Dutch dyke existed.

good point Shadow Girl. Though if I didn’t know she existed I might actually have to put effort into making fun of tom-lovers. So kudos to her for lowering the bar.

hey dont say anything about the Dutch!! you dont now Dutch so shut up!!!

I don’t have to know Dutch. I know English, some German, French, Spanish, and American Sign Language.

Parlez-vous Francias? Comment allez-vous-tres bien.

My entier familial vraiment haine m’sieur cocksucker veritable beaucoup.

TC vraiment course rempart!

Esra grossier cretin vermine!

So why you saying the Dutch dyke existed??

You are the Dutch Dyke.. get it YOU are the dyke!

In America a Dyke is an ugly woman who likes to have sex with other ugly women because nobody else wants them.

As for the Dutch, I say fuck them.

The Dutch invented the North American slave trade and now white people in America have to pay for it.

As for speaking Dutch: If the Dutch had saved America from being taken-over by the Germans, then yes Americans would need to know Dutch, BUT it didn’t happen that way. We Americans saved the Dutch from Hitler so that means every Dutchman should chap-stick up my kiss my American ass.

That goes for the French to. Fuck them.

Hey folks if you ever need a break from this fine site, visit FuckFrance.com it’s some good stuff.

For the record…

a lesbian is homosexual woamn who men still want

a dyke is a homosexula woman that men are glad she’s gay.

For example…

Portia de Rossi (Ellen’s Girlfriend): Lesbian

Rosie O’Donnel: Dyke

damn, I can’t type for shit

Hahaha..perfect example-Rosie O’Donnel! I hate her guts and she can’t ever shut up that big ugly yapper of hers. She and Tom should learn to shut their pieholes.

yes i love America!! but not you people… you should be nice to me

Ellen is a lesbo, but I like her. She was very entertaining at the Oscars this year. I wanted to smack Tom for showing his ugly mug there.

Everybody, check these out and you will not be disappointed!
http://famedtrash.blogspot.com/2005/07/tom-cruise-isnt-taking-any-chances.html

http://voxpopulix.blogspot.com/
This is very well worded.

Lauer: But a little bit of what you’re saying Tom is, you say you want people to do well. But you want them do to well by taking the road that you approve of, as opposed to a road that may work for them.

Cruise: No, no, I’m not.

Lauer: Well, if antidepressants work for Brooke Shields, why isn’t that okay?
.

http://www.tartfromhell.com/tomcruise.htm

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/28294/new_videos/

I’ll tell ya what’s so funny about that! They shoulda dumped buckets of water over him!

http://www.utterpants.co.uk/news/ents/tomnotgay.html
I have never laughed so hard before!

>__

Esra, message for ya.

I was bored today so I found tomcruise.blogspot.com. Go there and do your worshipping.

U can leave messages, I signed mine anonymous and asked him if he was on Zoloft for his bipolar disorder yet. (triumphant laugh).

wat is dat voor een site dan??

Het is een plaats enkel voor verliezers als u!

For my American friends:

Esra has asked us above “what is that for a site then?” and I have responded, “It is a site just for losers like you!”

Remember when Rosie had that fucking talk show and used to worship Cruise all the time?

What the fuck was that all about?

:S fuck it

all right, now lose it! Tom Cruise it! go crazy! Get katie.. get katie crazy!
eminem vs Tom Cruise lose ‘it

Katie is asserting herself, standing up for what she wants and Tom can’t handle it(supposedly). He is a control freak. I think he and Victoria Beckham(who refuses to buy into Scientology) should go on celebrity smackdown! >:)

whahah

More power to Katie! May she stand up to Tom and leave his sorry ass!

Only when she stands up and proves that she has a backbone will he back down…if then. All the $CIENCULTOLOGY shit in the world will not ‘purify’ her of her ‘demons’.

Go back to Cathlocism, Katie, before it’s too late!

Eminem could pound Tom any day of the week. I for one, would pay big $$ to see it. Anything to get that beaver smile off his face and shatter his teeth!

I came to this spot to check out all the rumors about Tom and Katie…then I find this little feud…with Esra and the rest of the bloggers here…

Esra…if you love Tom so much why put yourself through the comments here? There are soooo many blogs out there that you can communicate with people that actually like and understand you…go there it will be better for you. Maybe an ILoveTomeCruise site or something.

As for the rest of you…OMG…can you imagine not even being able to go to the bathroom by yourself…even while at a taping at a television set? I thought Katie had high self esteem, but is she is allowing this to go on…she will be CRAZY and need many large doses of Prozac by the time she is thirty!! AND her husband will not allow it…so she will need to be on suiside watch….I feel so sorry for Zuri, she is going to be one messed up kid unless Katie or her maternal grandparents get her out of there!!!!

Sigh…..

tom cruise lekker ding

esra gekke noot

Tom Cruise lekkerding

Tom CRUDE cumguzzler who loves it up the ass.

tom cruise is a knobjockey…. katie holmes is a mindless media whore… and hey, just for the record…i HATE victoria beckham too….

Woo, knobjockey! He’s a dicksucking man whore and I spit on his face! I’ll have to get my dog to take a shit on a pic of Cruise. Wouldn’t that be fun? I could put it up everywhere and I hope Cruise sees it!

Woo Tommyboy! www.smokinggun.com. Or smokingun.com. U can find legal documents and all that paraphenalia on the lawsuits. Crude sues a gay porn star for saying he and the gaywad had an affair of some sort.

Tom Crude is a pretentious blowhard who likes to give a little S’NF (wink wink).

Cool site. Thank you.