Tom and Katie Forget to Put on Their Happy Faces

Katie Holmes, “Dammit Chris, all you had to do was ask for a paternity test!”

suri look so much like Tom!

wow!

There we go….showing the “real” love. Ass wipe-Tom. If this doesn’t show that Katie was a mail order bride….I don’t know what does.
But, Suri is adorable. Save the baby!!!! (lol-Andrew

This has to be the BEST picture! He looks like shit…as usual AND Katie looks homely. Suri is cute though.

And another thing: Why doesn’t that baby ever cuddle her mommy? It always looks as if Katie was hired to hold the kid. What gives?

best picture of the couple. ever. it looks like katie is after saying “thomas, i’m out… keep the money.”

“Suri is cute though.”

Well, you’d be cute to if Chris what’s his name from Election and American Pie were your father.

Suri is so sweet… she looks like my cousin!! She realy realy gate Tom’s hair and Katie’s eyes

True..Frank…very True.

Fuck You, Esra!

You hear me? F…U…C…K….Y….O…U….!

Tom looks like some sort of psychopath in this picture… I mean really. He looks like he’s trying to figure out how kill, chop-up, and eat that dude in the white T-shirt.

Katie looks like a woman in the waiting room of a shrink’s office who can’t decide to kill herself by jumping off a building or by eating a bullet.

Suri looks like she wishes her real daddy would come a rescue her. I swear if that kid could sing she would break out into “Tomorrow” from Annie.

doesn’t Tom’s face sort of look like Jack Nicholson’s when he was the writer/caretaker in the “Shining”..?(
“Honey….I’m home”……
Suri: “redrum…redrum”

Save Katie and Suri! Well, just Suri. Give her the benefit of a real religon, K?

The cynic in me wonders if Tom was behind the Roswell incident….haha.

Frank you think thats actors and singers most to be perfect evry day and every time kiss etjader!! toms is he’s ral dad.. why at chut be somebody else child??

i mean: Tom is the real dad of Suri.. why is not??

frank, look at the god damn child! Suri looks like Tom and Katie.. its their child, man!! TomKat is fine, man!! do you ever seen Tom Cruise in real??
i not i want to:) maby soon

Hey Esra I’m sure that if you send Tom “Bat Shit Crazy” Cruise your compelling (not at all insane) posts you’ve been writing about him he will leave his wife, drop his acting career, and forget about his kids, just to come meet you. Esra do yourself a favor and go and get laid!

I wonder what Tom thinks about Katie’s post umm, ‘child-birth’ depression. I’m sure a 5 hour dip in the sauna will fix it. Whadda moron.

do you guys ever seen tom cruise?? where and when?? please answer dis qestion

****STALKER ALERT****

do you guys ever seen tom cruise?? where and when?? please answer dis qestion !!

If I ever actually saw that fruit I would pull down my pants, shit in my hand, then throw it at him.

yeah right :S i dont believe you will do that your to scard.. just like the guy who splasht water in toms face.. HE WAS REALY SCARED!!

Scared? Of Tom “bat shit crazy” Cruise? What could he possibly do to anybody? Maybe bite their ankles that little fucking midget! Or take you to see one of his many mind numbing performances. I think we should all just………*********************

JOIN SCIENTOLOGY……..PRAISE TOM CRUISE………JOIN SCIENTOLOGY……..PRAISE TOM CRUISE………JOIN SCIEN————–

********************* get out of my head!!!!!!

Whew, I’m back, that was a close call.

why i have to join for Scientology?? i dont even now what scientology is! I ask that to everybody on school.. I ask my Englisch teacher: whats Scientollogy?? she said it is like be katholiek you know.. ”een godsdienst” we say that in Dutch.. but i now much America’s stars like tom cruise, john travolta, paris hilton, Robbie Williams, tyra banks, orlando bloom you know.. but do you America people now some Dutch Celebirty’s?? do you know: Jan Smit, Gerard Joling, Gordon, Geert Hoes, Rafael van der Vaart, Robin van Persie???? some Dutch Celebirty…??

what the hell is Esra babbling about?

All ‘he’ had to do was misspell a few words and ‘he’s’ completely lost me!

Tom should just make himself a fake pussy. That’s all he really wants. Unless he really is a closet gay geek.

he’s not gay.. he’s married with Katie remember!!! stupid head!!

Stupid head? OMG, GROW UP! Your empty cerebral cortex surpassed my expectation of how pathetically inane you are. That’s a bad thing!

stupid head coms from southpark whaha in the Dutch we call it: Stom kop

RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!

what is authority? i dont respect you!!

Look authority up, dyke. Too fat and lazy to use a dictionary, eh?

OMG TC, get a life. How about getting a woman who is your age for once? Midlife crisis classic symptom-divorcing current wife and marrying younger one.

He wouldn’t know what love is if it bit him on his ass.

TC has a life.. he love acting so mutch … Katie loves tom and tom loves katie age doesn’t matter!!

they’ve obviously confused love with lust. Not hard to do, but when is the spaceship going to come and take them away?

waarom bemoei jij je eigenlijk met toms leven? mag ik dat vragen??

even translated, your ramblings are just ramblings-I can’t make any sense of them

sukkel

fuck this, I’m going to better my mind by studying and playing the piano.

ik lach je echt uit.. je bent echt een mongooltje wist je dat.. tom is the best, accepteer dat maar :S als je dat niet kan.. rot dan op

even translated I can’t understand your clumsy language. I like to make fun of Tom, my family does too.

Dad calls him ” Tom Crude.” if I ever touched him, I’d get ” Cruise Cooties.” >:)

Do you ever think, theres more to life then being a tom cruise hater?? :S

did it ever occur to you that there’s more to life than being a Tom Cruise lover when there’s far more attractive guys around? Chew on that if your preschool mind can handle it.

mwuhaha i have more to life, i have friends, family, and i am a Geert Hoes lover!!

Then get off your fat lazy ass and go live! Get out of this site because we all hate you and wish you would get in some terrible car accident. It’ll be the only way you ever get sense knocked into that thick skull of yours.

i know you hate me but WHATEVER
ok you hate me, come to the Dutch and i wil kick your ass

Esra trying to say something? Never mind the fact that I am way older than her, can drive, cook, work for money and make an honest living? Not to mention the fact that I know how to string a sentence together without misspelling anything?

over 2 weeks i going to a Geert Hoes concert!!!! yeah!! so i can see Geert Hoes again!!! i wanna see tom cruise to!!

Tom Cruise-GAY

Nicole Kidman-gorgeous, smart, devoted to her kids and hottie hubby Keith. Katie’s gotta get out of her marriage to Tom. He’s so unhinged.

even the Adam’s family have friendlier, happier looking family pics… CAN’T WAIT TILL THIS BLOWS UP IN HIS SMUG FUCKING FACE!! he looks like a deranged serial killer in this snap…and, oh dear, he is starting to AGE!!! hahahahahahahaha….hate hate HATE this primordial dwarf!!!!

TOM CRUISE IS WORTHY ENOUGH TO ONLY SMELL MY FARTS!!

howdya like them apples, Tom? Since Esra’s got her head up your ass, I don’t know if she can smell them….

On behalf of all Dutch, I sincerely apologize for the comments of Esra. No, they make no sense. That’s why we have this little island called Texel where we ship all the weirdos to.

Mokkel: keep up the good work with this site!

Why is it that in every picture I’ve seen of Katie with Suri, she’s holding her kid like she’s showing her off to the cameras instead of the way a real mother would? Even here, where ostensibly all she is doing is taking a stroll with her family: http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/13/tom_cruise_lkatie.jpg

Tom must be falling behind on his tutelage. I see that he’s got the whole, ‘Look-at-me-being-focused-on-my-family-instead-of-the-media-attention’ pose down.

eeewwww Tom Cruise is disgusting all the way around

someone should beat the crap outta his little pansy ass now that would be something worth reading about that involved tom cruise