Tom Cruise: Controlling Much?

what a beutiful picture!! He is little, and i like that!! better to short than to long am i ride? i love him

I knew this would make a great article. Thanks for the new update!
Tom is such an ass and Katie is weak. What left is there to say..? Frank…we need your comments! Let it roll….

Sorry I’m late.

This is such a fucking shame. Kaite Holmes is SO cute and can actually act. When the fuck are the mind controlling drugs that demon Cruise has given her going to wear-off?

I surprised that controlling son of a cock-sucking whore hasn’t made he change her name.

He’s such a fucking weasel. Someone should skin him like a weasel.

I wonder where in Louisiana they are shooting.

As for Esra, go FUCK yourself you fucking CUNT!

Question: Why hasn’t Katie Holmes’ father KILLED Cruise yet?

If she were my daughter I would’ve crucified that fucker by now.

Wait a minute… if I crucified him, then those Scientology retards really WOULD think he’s Jesus.

Esra, if you love Tom Cruise so much you fucking retard then why don’t you steal him away from Katie so the World can have Katie back?

Check this pciture out…

[img]http://www.tomcruisefan.com/gallery/albums/albums/awards/oscar-2007/normal_oscar-2007-027.jpg[/img]

Jesus, that fudge-packer is short! He’s that short and calls himself a man!?

LOVE IT!!!! You rock Frank! I just don’t think anyone puts it best! I just would not try!
Have you see the new Rolling Stone w/ the guys from South Park? Love those guys…

Is Tiny Tommy trying to turn Tall Kate into Tall Nic? He sucks them in, has them professionally trained and fashioned up, then turns them on the carpet for all to admire. This is how Tiny Tom gets big…in his head!!!

Kate looks like this is her first time in high heels!!! What’s up with that?

omg frank, i live in the Netherlands.. how i can steal?! tell me?:P

I don’t know. Figure that our for yourself you stupid cunt.

what te hell means cunt? how old are you Frank??

she is SERIOUSLY pigeoned toe! Totally agree w/ Cali-lily, it does look she has never walked in heels. And let’s not get started on the Prom dress…

“Follow the yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road!” Tom is the one who needs heels!

I hate him almost as much as I hate ‘Boston Rob’ from Survivor/Amazing Race.

Speaking of Boston Rob, he and his whore “Am-buh” got eliminated last night!

Any of you folks watch ‘Lost’?

In last week’s episode (maybe the week before) when Hurley’s Chicken Shack got destroyed by a meteor?

That was fucking awesome! Jesus, Mary, and Joeseph I wish a meteor would fall out of the sky and kill Cruise.

Just picture it: Katie standing there with a bewildered look on her face, holding Tom’s hand, but just his hand.. the rest of hime a smoldering grease spot.

Esra-get a fuckin’ sex ed class! Frank, U said it all for me and I love ya for it!

I really wish Tom would take a helicopter tour on Kaua’i.

OK… I can’t let this one go…

What… what in the BLUE FUCK is he wearing here?

He looks like some sort of mutant cross-breed of a Solid Gold Dancer and a fat insurance saleman!

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/startracks/070219/tom_cruise.jpg

(somebody teach me how to link a picture here)

I mean what the hell did he do to that suit?!

It’s so damned wrinkled. Maybe he was worshiping whoever the fuck that freak worships and that caused it to get wrinkled.

South Park Season Nine is now available on DVD!!

That’s right Tom haters! You can now own the greatest half hour of televison in history…

South Park Season Nine… Trapped in the Closet.

This was the episode Tom tried to destroy, but FUCK him. This is the episode that caused Issac Hayes (Chef), another wacko-ologist to leave the show, but FUCK him! This is the episode that those pansies that run Comedy Central wanted to ban, but FUCK them!

Amazon has it (the boxed set of Season Nine) for $32.99 plus shipping.

Well worth the price considering the set also includes the episodes…

Majorine… the boys fake Butter’s death and make him go to school in drag

Best Freinds Forever… makes fun of keeping people in comas on life support and Kenny has to lead the Army of Heaven.

plus a dozen more.

someone please post this picture on this site…. too funny!

http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/dvd/aplus/southparkS9/spark3-hi.jpg

whats so funnt about… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiPDL9S552s
thats hot that Link!!!

Frank, I like that idea w/the meteor. I’d like to try to draw it in a cartoon.

do you watcht the tom cruise dance?? hor right?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiPDL9S552s

Whatever happened to tomcruiseisnuts/.com? I noticed the ‘dancin’ Tom’ clip. I didn’t watch it because I think personally that he’s the antichrist of everything non Scientology related.

I love these insults:

” Closet gay dickwad assfucker.”

” Cum guzzling queen.”

” Midget fairy.”

Headline on that site w/the vid clip: ” The Cruiser dances on BET. Instantly embarrasses all Caucasians everywhere.”

Personally, he will always be the couch jumping batshit crazy loser actor gaywad.

Likes to go apeshit nutso, doesn’t he? Time to signal the mothership and go away now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiPDL9S552s
watch it!! com’on its funny that video.. Do you ever saw Risky Business?? War of the worlds?? Days of Thunder?? far and away?? Vanilla Sky?? Jerry Maguire?? Minority Report?? mi3??

Hell, I’ll personally mix the kool-aid for him- one way to ticket to the mothership coming up!

You do that Andrew, and report back to us! hehe.

All Tom’s movies are pathetic, mediocre shit. Hell, most of his don’t even fulfill box office grosses expectations.

just imagine how well War of the Worlds would have done with a talented lead in his place. It might have actually been watchable.

Tom Cruise movies are great!! you just say that because of tom cruise !!
you guys dont like him personatly.. (persoonlijk)
i love tom cruise

Did any of U guys see the Emmies this year? In the preview, host Conan O’Brien goes into the closet(in South Park form), then Stan says that there’s someone in there. Conan leaves, then we see TC’s weasel face peeking out and shutting the door.

I laughed my ass off. Too funny!

haha je lacht om je eigen grapjes hoe dom kun je zijn!!

Ce n’est pas ‘dom ‘écrit, vous chat. OMG, vont à l’école ! Je peux rire de mes propres plaisanteries parce que je suis plus âgé et je sais inciter des personnes à rire.

what???

disparaissent la baise vous-même, vous les foutus fils d’une baise ! Laissez détester au peuple qui le détestent réellement.

what?

Ummm…ok I have to admit that I do in some way agree with all your comments and all and I do feel that Tom Cruise really lost it…lost it a while ago. Problem is that it is hard for someone to get away from people who are very good at manipulating others like he is. He is the kind of guy who should not be with anyone else than himself until he realizes that basically he is just a human being like anyone else with flaws and qualities like anyone else. The problem isn’t that he is too old to realize it and modify his way of thinking, no no no, the problem is that he doesn’t give a shit, better to make people believe that he’s right than actually being right. It’s always less of a bother too to re invent concepts than taking the time to learn about what is facts, what’s real. Mr Cruise has always been criticizing psychiatry and telling other everyone that “I know psychiatry” …you have never ever ever heard him debate the subject with actual facts. Tom my boy, please do yourself a big huge favor…why don’t you take time to read about it…wouldn’t that be fun, and then you would actually know what the hell you’re talking about…why are you wasting your saliva and precious time on pointless speeches who do not make any sense and makes you look sound like moron. I know what I am talking about…do you?. By the way, for everyone who will read this…read about L. Ron Hubbard (Scientology)…not on the Scientology website of course, you will find out that nothing he wrote has any scientific value…none of it, he’s a fraud, but don’t take my word for it…read about it yourself. And my last words are for Frank, I don’t know if you hate short people or what, but I don’t think it has anything to do with it my friend, why would you want to lose time in insulting other people if you have it in for only one. Maybe you like to bash on people who are too short because it makes you feel better about yourself or on people who are taller than you because your are not as secure a man you thought you were…what do you think Frank?

Amen, Frank! I don’t have a prob w/short people, but because it’s TOM, I make fun of him being short. I’m sure Frank thinks the same.

Katie’s going to Shreveport La, FYI

Well since it’s Tom I can see the value in making fun of him…I have read that his children are homeschooled by his sister. Reminds me of someone who want to isolate his kids from the world…is he going Jackson on everyone or what?

then what about his kids’ sports? Did they join a community team or something? Usually they’d play on a school team.

Do you ever think, theres more to life then being a tom cruise hater? :S

I reiterate: Did U ever think there’s more to life than being a TC lover? We have a legitimate reason(s) to hate him. You have no reason to be here, therefore should not be, little dyke!

”their most be more to life than this”
i have a reason: tom cruise = hot hot hot

And that’s it? You need to go back to kidnergarten you little retard.

fuck you im stronger than you:P

and I’m the prime minister of Ireland, yahhhh. Dim witted thick skulled little girl. Go back to preschool, whinyass bitch.

Tom is so GAY!

@Mike -”is he going Jackson on everyone or what?”
You are responsible for a a fit of laughter where I spat good beer over my monitor, shame on you.
Sadly, it is so imaginable that TC is a nasty perv.
Serious question, as I really don’t know - is the “King of Pop” a midget, too?

Shadow Girl, you know I like you, but after reading your previous comments (”dyke” and “retard”) to Esra, I must ask you to please not be disrespectful to lesbians and mentally challenged persons by supposing Esra is one of them. That is really not nice and no homosexual person or physically or mentally challenged person deserves such an insult as to be compared to a silly tw*t who obviously has the IQ of a slice of gouda cheese.

Oh, OK then. Truly, it is an insult to lump Esra in with all of them. Sometimes my mouth shoots off without me really thinking about it. Sorry!

yeah im not the dyke you are TC = super sexy n thats all that maters