‹ I Hate Tom Cruise Quote of the Day •
So clearly The Sun isn’t the bastion of good reporting, but this was just too good not to post. The paper reports that Tom Cruise has been labeled the “Christ” of Scientology by its leaders and has been told he has been “chosen” to spread the word of his faith throughout the world. Leader David Miscavige believes that in the future Tom will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness about Scientology. A source close to Tom says:
“Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure. Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”
Future generations will realize that Tom was right about what? That 75 million years ago an alien dictator brought billions of aliens to Earth, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs, causing their souls to cluster together and stick to the bodies of the living, and that these alien souls continue to wreak havoc and create chaos to this very day? Riiiiight.
[via The Sun Online]
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January 23, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Sally
Christ…I mean, Tom, help us! I can not stand Tom and his Scientology. It is so hard to believe that ppl fall for this shit. Again…I love this site. Keep up the good work…
January 23, 2007 at 4:24 pm
I Hate Tom Cruise
Thanks, Sally! Love you as much as we hate Tom.
Love,
I Hate Tom Cruise
January 23, 2007 at 6:03 pm
outragous
for once I agree with the Sun: Tom is a Godlike, but with the Devil’s beauty: the perfection.
He is trash from everywhere, and deserve a revenge.
I hope he will explode your damaged brain with his magical powers!
February 6, 2007 at 11:45 am
bea
yes Tom is not Christ, he is just God!
he is hot, and an obsession to the crazies becoz they want to be him
look at that nut ruling this “site”
hahaha Tom is saying in the pic! I got you dummy!
February 9, 2007 at 9:53 pm
TOMHATER
Tom Cruise is a total FAG!
February 12, 2007 at 7:29 pm
Die Tom, die
Tom Cruise is a dumb fag
February 16, 2007 at 3:05 am
Esra
Look at the picture!! He is so hot!! Tom Cruise Haters: Are you guys crazy!! Hello!! Its Tom Cruise, Dude!! The hottist whan in Amerika!! Tom is isn’t stupid!! You guys are stupid!!
February 16, 2007 at 6:49 am
WaxonWaxov
Esra, eat my shit. Anyone who likes Tom Cruise or follows Scientology should be shot in the head so they can not reproduce and make the human species dumber.
February 17, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Esra
WaxonWaxov,
What the hell you talking about?! I dont realy understand this shit!! What the problem with Scientology?! Life him alone!
Tom Cruise Haters: Shut you fucking face unkelfuckers!!
February 20, 2007 at 3:59 am
Julie
I see Esra is still trying to master english….. Maybe Scientology and Messah Cruise can help. (if you pay enough)
February 20, 2007 at 6:07 am
Esra
you are an ass.. i now my englisch is not all the best but hello, you even dont speak Hollands..!!
February 20, 2007 at 9:29 am
Frank
What the fuck is Hollands? You mean Dutch?
Unclefucker? Is that the best you can do? I’d rather be an unclefucker than a corpse fucker like you
February 20, 2007 at 11:35 am
Esra
shut your fucking mouth!!!!
February 20, 2007 at 11:41 am
Frank
Why don’t you shut YOUR mouth around MY cock!?!
February 21, 2007 at 8:18 am
Esra
fuck you!! how old are you?! i think your pretty young :S:S
ps. im 12
February 21, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Frank
12?
Then why aren’t you in school? Are you too stupid for school? Are you retarded like Tom Cruise is? Is that why you like him?
February 23, 2007 at 3:26 am
Esra
Hello!!! I have vacantion (holiday) succer!! I love tom cruise since… May 2006!!
SO HOT IN MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 3!!! 
February 23, 2007 at 7:08 am
Frank
That’s why Paramount fired his faggotty ass!!!
Mi:3 was a failure because … everyone say it with me … Everyone hates Tom Cruise.
February 24, 2007 at 3:50 am
Esra
no not everyone!!! IF mi: 3 whas a failure.. so what?! He’s hot!!
thats the good side about Amerika: Tom Cruise lives in Amerika!!
in Dutchland mi:3 is a very good movie.. but in Amerika live arrogant people like you and not tom cruise
March 9, 2007 at 7:33 am
Esra
You say funny, hot, nice, open, short!! I say Tom!!! XD
March 12, 2007 at 7:24 pm
Shadow Girl
Esra’s only 12? OMG, school time, missy!
I’m definetly way older than U, my little ignorant pussy. No wonder U love Tom, you’re not old enough to know any better! Sad the world’s youth is so ignorant about many pressing issues today.
I don’t want to pay a fee to join Scientology and supposedly reach spiritual enlightenment w/other suckers. JLo and Marc Anthony are possibly considering Scientology and I can only say:
” STAY WITH A REAL RELIGON!”
mine’s been around since time itself. I achieve my spiritual enlightenment when I have time, and when I don’t want to spend money. I feel so sorry for Tom’s adopted kids; Scientology will not teach them things they need to know when they become adults.
Mi 3 is CRAP! Tom will never win an Oscar. Katie might, if she breaks away from the Cruiser.
March 13, 2007 at 9:59 am
Esra
shut your fucking mouth i’m not little!
but whan question.. whats Toms next movie?! In Holland it coms later you know?? just tell me whats he’s next movie
March 13, 2007 at 5:22 pm
Andrew
Esra = 12 = little
Or
Esra = not little = (12 + Fat)
March 14, 2007 at 4:43 am
nigel
that picture is beyond hilarious. when he made that pose, did he actually think the captions on websites and magazines would read “fuck me, tom is sexy. ” or “straight and sexy as fuck”. when they clearly should read “wanted for kindap” or “stay away from this gay man”
March 14, 2007 at 7:14 am
esra
whats toms next movie???
March 14, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Andrew
‘Tom, my ego wont fit in the closet anymore, so I’m coming out!’
Due for release this summer
March 15, 2007 at 11:03 am
Esra
noo!!! SERIEUS
March 15, 2007 at 3:39 pm
Andrew
Seriously, you’ll need a sex change to be his lover(boy)
March 16, 2007 at 8:42 am
Esra
im not a boy!!
March 16, 2007 at 5:31 pm
Andrew
but you’ll need to be
March 16, 2007 at 7:51 pm
Shadow Girl
**Ignoring Esra pointedly**
You’re so right, Andrew. I bet the Cruiser just married KH because he was confused about his gayness and wanted to ‘dispel’ any rumors that he was so.
What the hell was wrong with Nicole anyway? I like her. Can’t blame her for wanting to bail out while she could! Tom is bipolar!!
From Paramount Studios, COMING SOON:
TOM CRUISE IS……FIRED.
Don’t forget the sequel:
TOM CRUISE IS…….APESHIT COUCH JUMPING CRAZY COCK.
March 17, 2007 at 4:23 am
Esra
Tom Cruise is in love with KH man!! Tom says to Oprah: im in love *jumping the couch* im in love!!
March 17, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Shadow Girl
yeah, the loser monkey jumper. One could express love and not go batshit crazy about it. He acted like a two year old and committed career suicide.
March 18, 2007 at 3:57 am
Esra
thats is sexy man XD
March 18, 2007 at 5:56 pm
Shadow Girl
one could say that Tom was so hard after watching gay porn that he jumped up and down on the couch to try to make it go away. That’s prob why he wore black too. Watchin’ some gay shit in the limo on the way over, no time to jack it and see if he could cum!
>__
March 19, 2007 at 7:18 am
Esra
i dont understand what you saying
March 19, 2007 at 9:11 am
Shadow Girl
Good.
Katie prob can’t get her needs satisfied by the Cruiser, who dates his own ego. She went and spanked it with the help around the house and then got knocked up!
In the meantime, the Cruiser has his endless parade of homo playboys come and fuck him up the ass one by one…haha!
March 20, 2007 at 9:29 am
Esra
to funny XD –> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6qH_-0fY_Y
March 20, 2007 at 10:22 am
Shadow Girl
go to youtube and type in Tom Cruise crazy or hate Tom Cruise and you’ll find wonderful things by people who hate him too. I couldn’t stop laughing!
March 21, 2007 at 11:36 am
Sarah
look at the youtune whan i send ;p
March 26, 2007 at 6:36 pm
Shadow Girl
Esra corpse fucker!
Haha, necrophiliac!
We should create an anti Tom Cruise mantra for this site.
Roses are red
Xenu is gray
Tom Cruise is:
GAY GAY GAY!!!
Esra does’t qualify for this: what does everyone else think? Funny?
April 8, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Esra
whahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha….. not funny :S
roses ar red, violets are blue, but a face like yours belongs in the zoo, don’t feel bad, don’t feel sad, Frankenstein was ugly to
mwuhaha
April 8, 2007 at 5:41 pm
Shadow Girl
oh, very clever(claps hands slowly twice). You come up with that all by yourself or did you need someone else to think of it for you? Learn how to spell, and learn about poetry meter.
Piss off.
April 9, 2007 at 3:33 am
Esra
shut up!!
Roses are red
Xenu is gray
Tom Cruise is:
GAY GAY GAY!!!
April 10, 2007 at 8:00 am
Esra
that dom
April 10, 2007 at 12:29 pm
Shadow Girl
the fuck is ‘dom’? It’s dominant? Nah.
Esra-have a nice big steaming mug of SHUT THE FUCK UP.
April 21, 2007 at 7:54 pm
Shadow GIrl
OMG, it worked!
April 22, 2007 at 3:23 am
Boy George
Oh wait. Yes, I have. I’m sorry, but I just don’t have it in me right now to type it all out again. Besides, it was just ramblings anyway. You didn’t want to hear me go on and on about this, right?