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It’s a little late, but what the hell—welcome to 2007, bitches! May you have a wonderful year of hating on Tom Cruise. Now, let’s get on to the business at hand…
“The street fighter in me wants to lash out. But the host in me said this is extraordinary television and don’t let it end. I knew this would be great TV. Cruise had no intention of listening to me…. I was watching this guy come into my living room and not keeping it a professional discussion. He was pointing at me.”
- Matt Lauer on his memorable 2006 interview with Cruisazy
[via Us Weekly]

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January 17, 2007 at 6:14 am
Lisa
what would of been extraordinary television is watching Matt kick Tom’s ass! I sure wish that street fighter would of came out! Goooo Matt! BTW: Love the sight! Being a teen from the 80’s and I used yo really like Tom (who didn’t?) But now…he is just a CRAZY ass. He’s like a train wreck, you know you shouldn’t watch but…you really want to see the damage!
January 24, 2007 at 11:08 pm
bob
tom cruise sure is qualified to talk about psychiatry…considering he is a high school drop out
February 16, 2007 at 6:50 am
WaxonWaxov
Have they had Matt vs. Tom on Celebrity Death Match? They should.
February 22, 2007 at 12:48 pm
scafe
Hey Tom i’ll gladly kick your ass you pussy ass bitch. Your soul would be mine.
February 23, 2007 at 3:27 am
Esra
scafe,
you are an ass!! whats so stupid about tom?! nothing for me!!
March 12, 2007 at 7:28 pm
Shadow Girl
This just kills me. Esra is a lazy good for nothing supposedly 12 years old and supposedly from Holland.
Bottom line: If you are who U say U are, you’re not qualified to enter into this discussion. You know nothing of his antics and embarrassing behavior, and you’re blindly defending the pussylicker.
You should get educated about him before you enter into another discussion, honey. This is out of your league.
March 13, 2007 at 10:01 am
Esra
I dont understand what you saying
sorry.. can you Dutch?:P
you say something about i/m lazy and 12 years old and i come from Holland ride!! :S:S and you saying: honey:P
March 16, 2007 at 7:54 pm
Shadow Girl
U don’t know what I’m saying? Then, GET OUT! This anti-Tom stuff is no place for a pussysucking little dildograbbing cum guzzler like U…
:)
I HATE TOM I HATE TOM I HATE TOM I HATE TOM
March 17, 2007 at 4:24 am
Esra
im not a pussysucking little dildograbbing cum guzzler .. so i dont go away
March 17, 2007 at 8:50 am
Andrew
Here ya go Esra, breaking my anti-idiot rule but…
Fuck van u weinig wijfje
March 17, 2007 at 1:08 pm
Shadow Girl
Your comments Es prove your idiocy to the world. Cumguzzling candyass thumbsucker.
March 18, 2007 at 3:58 am
Esra
Fuck van u weinig wijfje?? whahahaha thats seems like Dutch.. but isn’t.
kom je uit Belgie ofzo???
March 18, 2007 at 6:25 pm
Shadow Girl
My mother and my whole family got very angry at Tom. Woulda paid good money to see Matt Lauer slam him down! There’s a history of (mild) mental illness in my family, I have it, and I can still function normally. Antidepressants are a part of my life and they don’t MAKE me feel better, they HELP.
March 19, 2007 at 7:18 am
Esra
your family is shit
March 19, 2007 at 7:19 am
Esra
my father helps me to meet tom cruise
March 19, 2007 at 9:13 am
Shadow Girl
I love my family lots.
Walk into Tom’s house when he’s being assfucked by his gay lover boys and see how nice he gets..
March 20, 2007 at 9:30 am
Esra
whahaha hij is niet eens homo, gek!! XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx2u7f8yg6s
March 20, 2007 at 10:23 am
Shadow Girl
I don’t give a flying fuck about Dutch girl, I speak English and French. >:)
March 21, 2007 at 9:29 am
Shadow Girl
Regardez l’agrafe de vid de youtube où il soutient que les mains du type qui l’ont injecté et ouais, il regarde le homo à moi ! Allez à l’enfer, chienne !
March 21, 2007 at 11:37 am
Sarah
French is for noobs
March 21, 2007 at 4:54 pm
Shadow Girl
is that a good thing? I only do French to piss Esra off.
March 24, 2007 at 2:43 am
Esra
but i dont understand French idiot!!
March 26, 2007 at 6:41 pm
Shadow Girl
that’s the point, you dyke!
Au revoir, si vous plait.
I don’t understand Dutch, but I don’t care.
Au revoir Esra, subsistance sur les filles foutues parce que vous êtes une telle digue.
April 7, 2007 at 9:53 am
Shadow Girl
I hate Tom, what else is there to say? I should hop on my motorcycle and head to Louisiana where he plans on obsessively following his possession. I think he regards her as some sort of trophy wife. It’s pretty sad.
UNlike Esra, I can drive many things, including a motorcycle and my own car.
April 8, 2007 at 1:09 pm
Esra
so?!?! talk to my hand my face is to good for you!!!
when i am 24, i drive in a ferrari and you just drive i a old motorcycle!!
whaha
April 8, 2007 at 5:46 pm
Shadow Girl
A Ferrari? Do you know how expensive those things are? You have to pay about 2grand a year to insure it, and they’re about 30,000 to 40K in price. Motorcycles like mine are vintage and have lots of value.
Stop fantasizing and start doing. Ferraris are very famous for breaking down. And they’re very expensive to fix. That’s the problem with foreign cars, they cost lots.
You’ll be driving around an old beater that falls apart on you lots, I can almost guarantee it.
In the meantime, Tom Cruise can go fuck himself because that’s all the action he’ll be getting! KH I bet is pissed off.
April 9, 2007 at 3:41 am
Esra
Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
roses are red violets are blue shit stinks and so do you !!!!!
You call him a bitch ? b=beaty i=intelligent t=tasty c=clever h=helpfull
April 9, 2007 at 12:14 pm
Shadow Girl
Oh, bra-vo, little dyke. You come up w/that all by yourself? Go finger off in a corner somewhere and stop coming to this site!
April 10, 2007 at 8:02 am
Esra
not for you
tom is a bitch!! b=beaty i=intelligent t=tasty c=clever h=helpfull
April 10, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Shadow Girl
What? Esra trying to say something? TC is a homo- a man who loves other men and will fuck with them. He probably loves being taken up the ass. I bet he’s got a little man clit too.
April 11, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Esra
no no no no no.. no!! he is not gay.. tom cruise in newspater: im not GAY!!
April 11, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Esra
no no no no no.. no!! he is not gay.. tom cruise in newspaper: im not GAY!!
April 11, 2007 at 2:57 pm
Shadow Girl
Oh, he is so gay. I read a post around here that people in Tom’s hometown knew he was gay way before HOllywood.