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On the eve of Tom and Katie’s wedding, we decided that an anagram would best express our feelings about their impending union:
Katie Holmes = Tom Likes A He
Also worth noting: Brooke Shields is attending the wedding. Clearly she doesn’t hold a grudge as long as we do. Or perhaps she’s on the payroll now too? Oh, the possibilities…
P.S. Make that allegedly likes a he.

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November 19, 2006 at 10:55 pm
Nicolae
Regardless of whether Tom smokes man-pole, they guy is a narcissistic douchebag. If he wasn’t so wrapped up in in his own bullshit, he might be able to pull his head out of L. Ron’s ass long enough to realize that he’s so desperately trying to justify his own worthless existence that he has chosen to believe in some whacked out science-fiction “religion”. His entire life now is like some horrific train-wreck that we all can’t seem to look away from. The worst part is, (for him), is that he is the one feeding the fire with all the fucked-up shit he does. As far as Katie Holmes goes, well if you are going to get involved with a total whack-job like Crazy-Cruise, you are going to have to expect people to be throwing shit in your face, (metaphorically), too. And as for the baby? Boo-Fuckin’ Hoo! Sure the kid has a couple of dingbats for parents but you think she’s gonna give a shit?! That kid is gonna have every advantage in life!
The best schooling, vacations, toys, cars, lovers and not to mention more money than Idaho!!
P.S. To all of you whiny Cruise sympathizers, stop sticking up for this fuckin’ guy…for your sake. It makes you look just as ape-shit as him.
March 12, 2007 at 7:32 pm
Shadow Girl
Amen, Nicolae! I couldn’t have said it better myself.
March 17, 2007 at 4:24 am
Esra
WHY are YOU going to this site???? …..
March 17, 2007 at 1:09 pm
Shadow Girl
because I HATE TOM and everything that has to do with the closet queen. You should be banned, honey.
March 17, 2007 at 6:16 pm
Andrew
Esra, deze plaats er bestaat zodat de mensen die Tom Cruise haten kunnen uitdrukken. Deze plaats bestaat niet zodat idiotic kinderen van het ventilatormeisje zelfde onzinnige crap kunnen steeds weer herhalen. Nu fuck weg.
March 18, 2007 at 4:01 am
Esra
niet voor jouw. ik kom hier omdat ik het vreselijk vind dat iemand de moeite heeft om zon site te maken!! en ik wl de mensen tegen spreken die iets stoms over tom cruise zeggen!! jullie zijn chaggie mensen.. vinden het al vreselijk als tom even lol heb bij oprah.. gestreste arrogante mensen!!
March 18, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Shadow Girl
Wij haten u, Esra. Waarom u ons niet alleen verlaat en niet houdt herhalend bullshitty crap die u altijd doet. U maakt zich op dit ogenblik blik werkelijk slecht. Het is een zeer slecht ding om te debatteren met mensen dat u niet zelfs het weet. Zet zo cork reeds daarin!
March 19, 2007 at 7:21 am
Esra
whahahahahaha wat praat je toch netjes wat een noob nerd ben jij zeg whahaha…. U maakt zich op dit ogenblik werkelijk slecht
whaha learn to spreek normal 
March 20, 2007 at 9:32 am
Mandy no's a littlebith Englisch
you guys love this video, me not
I think tom is a nice guy…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPkykYn8fWk
March 20, 2007 at 10:24 am
Shadow Girl
learn to type normal. >:)
March 21, 2007 at 9:31 am
Shadow Girl
look who’s talking. Let me know when you can use participal phrases and pronouns properly… >:)
March 21, 2007 at 11:37 am
Sarah
:S
March 26, 2007 at 7:15 pm
Shadow Girl
TOM CRUDE
If U like him, go put ur head up his asshole. Otherwise, leave us be and let us stew in our hate for him.
Meantime, I shall go get a dose of my own religon. And culture, as I play piano and sing.
March 27, 2007 at 8:45 am
Esra
leave tom alone.. some Amerika people cant leave a celebirty alone.. first the king of pop, now tom cruise the greatest acotor of all time!! you guys are stupid
March 27, 2007 at 10:20 am
Shadow Girl
EVERY RELIGON BESIDES SCIENTOLOGY RULES!!!!
Scientology isn’t a religon! When are people going to realize that!
April 8, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Esra
what do you guys think about John Travolta!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
April 8, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Shadow Girl
I don’t mind him and I don’t CARE! For a $cientologist, he appears to have more brains than Tom.
May Tom Cruise hatred live on in infamy!
April 10, 2007 at 8:03 am
Esra
crazy head
April 10, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Shadow Girl
Is Esra trying to cobble together an incoherent sentence? I could swear she’s trying to say something, the dog.
April 11, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Esra
what i trying to say??? :S yeah i have something to say: i love tom
i love tom
i love geert
i love oprah
i love tyra banks
April 11, 2007 at 2:58 pm
Shadow Girl
Esra trying to say something? I can’t understand U!
July 18, 2007 at 1:37 pm
queenofeverything
I just stumbled upon this site today, so freakin hilarious.