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Although we would argue that Stephen Baldwin should probably focus his prayers on his train wreck of a brother Daniel first and foremost, he recently told Radar magazine that he’s praying for Tom Cruise’s soul:
On the Hollywood list of people I pray for often, Tom Cruise is probably No. 1. All I have to say to Tom is, God bless ya, I hope you’re having fun. But I’d love through Radar magazine to throw a gauntlet down to Mr. Cruise. I’d love to break bread with him and pray with him, and I’d love for the Holy Spirit of God to reveal the truth to him. That would be an awesome thing. I remember Tom back in the day. I did “Born on the Fourth of July” with him. And he’s a very different guy now. …That regular Joe quality seems to have been lost. When you buy enough of your own hype, then it’s not who you are anymore. It becomes about how you’re perceived. I’d rather be young little sweet little Jesus Freak Stevie B any day of the week. Seriously though, can you put us together? Can we get a little sushi together? I’d like to give him a spicy Jesus roll.
Better make that a spicy Xenu roll, Stephen.
[via Radar Online]
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March 12, 2007 at 7:36 pm
Shadow Girl
OMG Tom, cut your hair for once. I wanna punch you and break all your teeth, scumbag.
March 13, 2007 at 10:03 am
Esra
fuck you!! Tom is stronger than you fat ass!!
March 16, 2007 at 7:57 pm
Shadow Girl
Yeah, because he’s from another planet. I’m a genuine American who can kick his ass any day of the week. If I ever met him, I would slap him. Fuck the consequences!
March 17, 2007 at 4:32 am
Esra
no no no no no no no no!! tom is born in New York 3 Juli 1962 in our PLANET miss!!!!
March 17, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Shadow Girl
Hehe, I was taught how to fight by my two brothers. Old dildo grabber dickhead wouldn’t stand a chance! Tell Tom to bleach his teeth, they’re awful looking.
Oh look, TC the MIDGET is trying to beat me up! I’m taller than him. I’d love to humiliate him on cam.
March 18, 2007 at 4:03 am
Esra
toms teeth are beutifull
March 18, 2007 at 6:33 pm
Shadow Girl
how the fuck can Scientology ‘cure’ him of his dyslexia? That I would love to know.
March 19, 2007 at 7:22 am
Esra
i know, he has dyslexia
March 19, 2007 at 9:33 am
Shadow Girl
dyslexia cannot be cured. It is a chronic condition! I have a physical health impairment that cannot be cured and I learned to accept it. How the fuck can something that really can’t be cured be cured? Sounds like the crazyass is really one for the asylum.
March 20, 2007 at 9:34 am
Esra
niet gaan dicrimineren fat ass!!
March 20, 2007 at 10:30 am
Shadow Girl
Abfahren mich die Hölle allein , Ich bin belegt
March 21, 2007 at 9:32 am
Shadow Girl
March 20th, 2007 at 9:34 am
Esra
niet gaan dicrimineren fat ass
that phrase does not translate. Dyke!
March 21, 2007 at 11:39 am
Esra
fuck you
March 26, 2007 at 6:45 pm
Shadow Girl
I just love making fun of Tom. He’s such a dick. Picked up a copy of Us magazine and found out Tom won’t let Katie be. He’s even going to La to be with her while she shoots a silly broad movie! I mean there’s close and then there’s too close for comfort.
Tom is genuine bipolar. He has the mania and the paranoia common with the disorder. People with mental disabilities have nothing to be ashamed of and they don’t listen to Tom. I should know, I’ve talked to many.
March 29, 2007 at 10:19 am
Shadow Girl
no thanks, Esra. Go fuck yourself. I am not gay so I don’t appreciate little Dutch dykes coming onto me
April 8, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Esra
the Dutch is the best!!! you dont know the Dutch, i do!!
April 8, 2007 at 5:51 pm
Shadow Girl
And why would I want to know Dutch, hmm? I know French, German, and American Sign Language. That’s enough for me.
You don’t know Tom, I do! May he rot in hell.
April 10, 2007 at 5:37 am
Esra
i know: Dutch, English, Deutch and Turkisch
April 13, 2007 at 6:43 pm
Shadow Girl
You don’t know ENGLISH, I do! Mm hmmm, put that in your hash pipe and smoke it, little girl.