The Real Vanity Fair Cover…

Ha! The baby’s written ‘help’! Bloody hell, poor thing.

Whats so funny about?! Suri is a beutiful child!! Why is it so bad that she’s Tom Cruise child!!?? Tom is cool, and i love him!!

Yes, Suri IS a beautiful child! Any baby that has Chris Klien and Kaite Holmes for parents would be beautiful!

Chris Klien is not the parent of Suri!! Tom Cruise is!! ride?
And whats so bad about katie holmes? beutiful women

I LOVE IT!! So funny.

Chris Klein should be the kid’s dad. He’s not a zoned out cum guzzling pussyfucking son of a man bitch like the Cruiser.

Suri will be like Katie, of course. Katie could actually have a chance to win an award if she got rid of the 100-something pounds of dead weight she calls a ‘husband’.

pussy!!

Why yes, I am a pussy, well I have one, thank you for NOTICING, you little perv. >:)

Undoubtedly, my witty repast of comments has really exacerbated Esra’s little repertoire of decidedly mediocre, iniquitous, scurrilous backlash that quite frankly, a five year old could decipher.

My family realls loathes TC and we feel sorry for KH. She dug her own grave!

Heey im not a little girl im a woman!! fast food.. whahaha!!! XD
p.s.. i look like katie holmes and penelope cruz.. toms woman and ex-girlfriend :D:D:D

You are a little girl. You’re only what, 12? And I’m 24. You want to prove you’re ‘adult’? Then translate my passage above of words that are too big for you to understand!

Bye bye, little girl. Go play with your dolls and fairy shit.

your 24 and you trying to diss (that not working) a 12 year old girl!! whahahahahahhahahhaa hoe kinderachtig kun je zijn!!! XD whahaha
i dont playing with dolls i only watch tv and surfing the net fat ass

I do work, dumbass. Try to translate my rich English to prove that you’re smart w/out a dictionaty.

Ahem, I graduated high school long ago. You’re a puny little Dutch ho that tries to take on much older people! This is priceless. I could mop the floor with you.

Go play with your dolls now, little girl/guy. You little dyke hobag.

for the secent time… i dont play eith dolls.. :S
you have a little job.. when i am big.. i wanna be a model

I have a great job with animals. Just yesterday, I ended up grooming a longhaired cat. To my surprise, he liked it. OMG, he was cute.

Had a funny mental image of Tom jacking it to his own press hype when they were good. Talk about dating his ego-he’s fucking it too!

ok… :S

the FAKE Vanity Fair

I wish it was the real thing

is isn’t ^o)

I think I should take TC up to the psych ward of my hospital to see what the ward is like when all the patients are not on medicine. Then again, I don’t know if Tom has any brains left to register the fact that all of the patients are better on the meds.

There are depressed people that would threaten to kill him if he tried to talk to them about the vitamins and exercise bit. I would love to see the look on his face then….>:)

Then I could turn him in to the head MD and commit Tom! He’d probably have to go to the medical psychiatric hospital not just a wing to get his bipolar under control.

the thinks you stupid and you are

who cares what he thinks? I certainly don’t! I don’t give a fuck what Esra the dyke thinks either. Nobody is going to stop me from speaking my mind!

Find the youtube video labeled Fuck U Tom Cruise. You will laugh!

I love Tom Cruise
I love Geert Hoes

You are a ho.

Fuck you Tom Cruise, you stupid fuck. I hate your faggoty ass…..

do you ever seen tom cruise ass?? tom has nice legs ;P
Hot!!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! God forbid!

Je déteste Esra, est-ce que une si petite digue hollandaise n’a aucun cerveau à venir nous défier sur combien pourrait nous probablement détester le comité technique ? Tout à fait facilement, vraiment. Elle est pathétique. Elle pourrait comprendre, mais non, elle NE VEUT PAS comprendre. N’a aucun ami et elle est un morceau de merde de chien.

wtf???!?!?!?!?!?!

Haha

NE VEUT PAS comprendre. N’a aucun ami et elle est un morceau de merde de chien.