Yes, Suri, That’s NOT Tom’s Baby!

This is the best website ever. I never liked Tom Cruise. I loved Katie Holmes until she ended with that freak show.

Don’t even get me started on baby Suri think she looks fake and has a big head. Almost, she looks too perfect to be human. Tom Cruise is a gay so it is obvious that kid is not his it’s either Chris Klein’s or Katie was hanging out with the Asian milkman.

All I know is that Tom Cruise is strange. I’m not sure how him and Katie crossed paths and I don’t want to know. I lost all respect for Katie not only cause she went from being a Catholic to joining a cult that is made up of bullshit. Also I can’t stand her because I thought she had some great qualities about her as an actress but it turns out she is just like all the other money hungry whore celebrities.

I think I am going to start my own religion called “Cocksucker” and it is going to based on the teachings of how my big toe was the real beginning of man kind!

I love Tom but I hate Hussein or ben Laden.

Excuse me, I ‘m just too smart for you haters

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Dude, it IS Chris Klein’s kid…Sooo obvious!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… *inhale*… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH… *inhale*… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thats just hilarious, the kids either A Mini- Chris Klein or Katie got bored with ol’ Tom and had a go with the hired help. I really can’t believe they’d expect anyone to think it was Tom’s baby, only scientologists are dumb enough to believe a lie that thin.

PLS put up a pic of chris klien next to that one of suri and company.

Leave that poor baby alone. She never did anything to any of you for you to all be making jokes at her expense. I am sure some of you are fat or ugly or alone or what have you. It just goes to show you the maturity you people have by picking on a 5 month old baby….

I think she is adoreable…. She looks just like both her parents.

Humors wasted on the humorless, and just as wasted on those who can’t comprehend the joke- this joke being on Tom Cruise and not the baby. Though, the joke could be on you as well- if you actually believe that thats Tom Cruise’s baby.

Sounds very plausible to me. I thought the entire thing was a hoax. I was amazed a baby ever showed up at all. Tom is the weirdest celebrity out there today, I swear.

I bet Tom himself is the anonymous commenter. LOL.

all you people who care about tom cruise enough to comment on his life ARE COMPLETE LOSERS WITH NO CHANCE OF SUCCESS. JUST REMEMBER, DONT LET ANYONE EVER LET YOU THINK THERE IS NO DIGNITY IN THE FAST FOOD INDUSTRY.

THE ONE I LIKE THE MOST IS “SHANNON” above. SHE HATES KATIE HOLMES B/C SHE CONVERTED OUT OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH. WOW, I LOVE THE CHRISTIANS AND THEIR ABILITY NOT TO JUDGE PEOPLE.

LISTEN, IF YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT SOMEONE ELSES LIFE, IT MEANS YOU DONT HAVE ONE OF YOUR OWN, FUCKING LOSERS, GO TO SCHOOL AND GET A REAL JOB

You know, it doesn’t matter if Tom Cruise is a faggy nutterhead, or a faggy space alien want-to-be, or a faggy homo, or if he’s an entirely sane warrior of a man and also spot-on correct in his seemingly off-kilter belief system, or if he’s all of these at once. It also doesn’t matter if his and Katie Holmes’ alleged love child of perfect beauty is in all actually spawned from their collective loins, or if Chris Klein’s loins or a nameless Asian’s loins were involved, or not. It doesn’t matter if someone who’s name is so similar to mine that it makes me scared and sick posts in all caps to get their idiot POV across. It doesn’t matter. It doesn’t. And although you SHOULD hate Tom Cruise, it really doesn’t matter if you do or if you do not. Love or hate Tom Cruise. Or anything or anyone at all. Doesn’t matter. The only thing that really does matter, right in the here and the now, is that we are currently quickly approaching the really real End Times, and you and I and we all know it, and all of us are going to hell. Except for, ironically, Tom Cruise. This is due to the fact that he KNOWS. He KNOWS the way to Scientologist Salvation. And he’s a little more than half cockroach. This I know, for Manolo told me so.

ya’ll are funny as hell!!!!

This whole discussion is pretty funny and kinda sad. That poor beautiful baby Suri. It doesn’t matter if she is the Asian pool guy’s baby, Chris Klein’s or Tom Cruise. What matters is she is a beautiful baby girl and that she is loved. Let ole TomKat work out the paternity issue. Tom has two adopted kids already, so I am sure he can be devoted, loving father to baby Suri, even if she is not his biological child. Poor Tom, he’s so “GLIB.” He doesn’t know if he’s coming or going. He is a laughing stock and the Matt Laur interview proved what a psycho he is. That whole jumping on the couch stunt caused him alot of disrespect. He seems to be his own worst enemy. I wonder how he handled the post partum depression without the use of anti-depressants. Maybe that is what caused him to go so publically LOCO. Maybe he needs drugs! I know he needs something and he needs it asap. I will admit the guy can act, he has that going for him. I wonder how long it will take for Katie to get sick of his antics???

Why would you all spend so much time hating someone whom you will probably never meet, and someone who doesn’t have any influence on the way the world works? Why don’t you all just grow up a little, and worry about yourselves.

Oh, and by the way. There’s at least one grammatical or spelling error in every single post, which further proves that none of you are perfect either.

Why? Because its fun! And not challenging in the slightest! Thinking that Tom Cruise has no influence on the world is pretty naive, he’s a spokesperson for a cult and one of their main recruiting figures. Ignoring his capability to influence people is a couple magnitudes worse than poor grammar and spelling on a web forum.

Andrew,

Why you must think that you are so smart. First of all yes I do think that Suri is Tom’s baby. Why are you so sure that she isn’t? Because she looks like her mother in her pics. Secondly he is not a spokesperson for a cult.

Its the lack of competition that makes me think that, and handy sites like dictionary.com and wikipedia that make me look it. And yes, Suri does look like her mother, nothing like Tom, and a lot like Chris Klein. Lacking DNA evidence, that will just have to do.

Theres not a big difference between official cult spokesperson and guy-that-really-loves-cult-and-talks-about-it-on-tv-all-the-time-and-to-any-poor-fool-that’ll-listen.

Andrew,

There is nothing more to say to you. You are entitled to think the way you do as well as I am. However I don’t think that you should be trying to push your feelings on everyone else. Ok so you think that the baby looks like Chris Klein I think she looks like Tom and Katie. I look at it this way even if let’s say that Suri isn’t Toms child. It says a lot about his character to first of all have two adopted children and then to love this little baby as he would his own.

Any religion could be considered a cult

The funniest part of this whole thing is the people getting pissed off. If you are such a fan of Tommys why do you bother to log on to a site called ihatetomecruise.com??? Apparently, you may not have a life. Please keep ‘em coming. This is great entertainment!!

To: I think it is funny!

First of all I am not getting pissed off I am expressing my opinion. Secondly what drew me to this site was my husband. Where did you ever see me say that I am a big fan of “Tommys”? That would be an assumption YOU made. I am not a Tom Cruise fan but that fact that grown adults were critizing a (at the time) 5 month old baby and speculating who her father was and how old she really was that bothered me a little. Why did everyone have such an interest in that little girl. Do people have such an interest in your child or your firends children? No!

And as far as my life goes It is quite good actually thanks for the interest:)

Look at Suri! she’s beutiful!! And why are you guys so against for Tom?? What did he that makes you guys him so stupid!? I cant understand that?! and.. by the way: Tom Cruise haters, you guys going to hell when you die!! realy believe me!!

xxx Esra From Holland.. TOM CRUISE LOVER!!!

Great rumor, but if Katie faked the last few months of her pregnancy, then she deserves an Oscar for it because she did an amazingly convincing job of looking like she was in her final, wiped-out, exhausted final months of pregnancy. What bugs me about that picture is how Tom totally ripped off Paul McCartney’s album cover of long ago, holding his baby who was peaking out from inside his jacket, the same way.

Yo none of your business:

Fine. Express your opinion and go away, please. This site is obviously for the haters and not for the lovers. There are plenty of sites for that available.

Yes, Suri does look like Katie, but I believe Chris Klein had a hand in it. I heard Tom couldn’t get himself off, so she went and frolicked w/the hired help! He’s a cumguzzling trapped in the closet type ass who doesn’t know his ass from a giant hole in the wall.

Tom/Shortshit needs a dose of a real religon. Scientology charges for it’s ’services’, and Germany was right. It is a cult. Even the creator L Ron Smellyass knew THAT.

how long is tom cruise?? 1.70 right?? DUDE, SWEET!! XD

Yo Slippy dude: I worked in fast food and there truly IS no dignity there.

HAHA: How ELONGATED is the TC? He’s shorter than myself! I’m 5′7” and a half.

Crackbrained, loony, screwoff, jumping-on-a-couch-batshit-crazy buttlicker.

whahaha you working in a fast food?!?!?! whahaha XD Tom Cruise is a hot actor with money and you saying all shit about tom and you just working in a fast food!! Whaha funny XD what is 5,7”?? i come Holland you know XD

p.s i wanna be a model

Actually, I USED to work in fast food. I am a highly trained animal shelter volunteer now. I have the encyclopedic knowledge of small animals.

That’s right, Europe does the metric system. Take it to your math class and translate it to centimeters then.

It’s around 1.60 cm or something..

Tom Cruise won’t come out of the closet…..I’d love to cap that bitch…not with a gun, but with my own hands…strangle that pussy..

I’m 1.70 and im 12.. you are little

I don’t give a flying fuck about height. That is so NOT Tom’s kid, I mean it’s so obvious! She looks Asian.

Suri looks like tom.. toms hair.. katie’s eyes…

k, the Dutch dyke doesn’t get the hint that we want her to leave. I used to be quite nefarious in my name calling, but that’s down to the dyke’s level. I shall go above and not acknowledge her anymore.

Anyway, that is so not Tom’s kid and the evidence is so glaring. Chris Klein would make a better dad w/out all the scientology crapola shitfest. Too bad they don’t know what a REAL religon is.

Shadow Girl, i think your crazy XD mwuhaha

Unlike TC, I don’t take offense to that. My alter ego on my website is quite ‘insane’.

Thanks for the compliment! (:|

pfff…

Katie and baby are drinking the koolaid now. Too late to help them now. I wonder if Tom needs a pilot’s license to fly a spaceship?

Pilot’s license, lol. Phoney gayboy is outspoken NOW about Sciencock because he is a millionaire mutt.

If T.C. drinks enough koolaid maybe he’ll jump off a cliff? Can the paps get that video?

I wish!

The aliens should give him an ice cold enema and a complimentary anal probe! Wonder if his head’s ‘really’ up there? LMAO.

mother fucker

yes, Suri, that IS Toms baby!!

that is so NOT Tom’s kid!

Scientology sucks, and so do all other religions. They only bring hate and war to this world
And yeah Tom sucks big time

I think Suri is probably the product of a sperm donor, which is a good thing because I’d feel extra sorry for a child with Tom’s DNA. I’ve always thought Katie was cute, but she’s a fool. I don’t rate Tom as an actor, and I think he’s incredibly narcissistic.

Suri’s sperm donor should come forward and demand a bribe like Rob Thomas’s wife did.

Heard Tom and Rob got it on and his wife did demand a bribe, and that’s why Kidman divorced Tom’s faggoty ass.

Well………….Who cares what you all think I personally think that this baby is toms and kate and please people get a life keep your silly comments to your self are you guys forgetting science believer or not they are all still human like you and I with feelings so I suggest we all take a deep breath and get a life…and let others get on with theirs……………….

any way I think kate and tom make a perfect couples the looks like tom with kates eyes and her daddies smiles beautiful little suri..
Cheers

oh well shadow girl…I think your very lonely person and just cant help but to judge people …..your best therapy is to judge your self and maybe just maybe you’ll feel better abiut your self………….hhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm

Marie you realy right.. Suri is Toms baby accept that!! wel shadow Girl, i think you have no life!! i think tom is a very nice and funny guy. come on, he is a good actor.. and he is not ugly ::

He’s ugly and as gay as a little pink parasol. I’m a normal person, of course. I love it when the pro Crusers stop by, I love to slam their faggoty little asses. >:)

As for judging, I only needed to hear him say that psychiatry was a fraud, and now I hate him forever. He’s a high school dropout. I’m smarter than him because I did graduate and am continuing to further my education. I have clinical depression and if it wasn’t for psychiatry and psychotherapy(he shuns too), I wouldn’t be here.

Frank: Back me up? j/k.

All he does is mug for the camera. I bet he’d start humping it out in the open one of these days.

Go back to the padded rooms with Esra, girls. You’re as loony as she is. Go fuck yourselves.

yeah, you never have fuckt anywhan!!!tommieboy= hot!!
shadow girl = not!!

How would U know that, eh? Tom-so NOT hot any more than I’m the queen of bloody England. Tom just married her to help his career. Katie’s gonna go batshit crazy and leave that son of a bitch, almost guaranteeable.

i know you hate me but WHATEVER!!!

We all hate you. BUt we’d love it if you left, douchebag.

Ersa, give us a good and acceptable reason why you like and love Tom son much???

Shadow Girl,

Oh I must say that you are really mature calling people a douche bag and many other names. I take great joy with looking at pethetic weak people like you on line. You have this bully persona like you are hard knox but I garuntee you would never be able to put your money where your mouth is. I would put money that my kid would be able to whoop your ass.

Wow sounds to me like you have some serious issues… Like this message you left:

**I have clinical depression and if it wasn’t for psychiatry and psychotherapy(he shuns too), I wouldn’t be here.**

Well I dont know what is worse the fact that you talk to total strangers like they are a piece of shit or the fact that you let the whole world know you are a FUCKING NUT JOB!!!

I think that it would be time for you to grow up and stop being so nasty to people. Do you kiss your mother with that rotten, gross and disgusting mouth of yours.

Here is an idea go and get laid maybe that would help you out.

the baby is too old to be tom’s and love it how the photoshopped pics makes suri’s eyes bigger than the other pics which they have no control over. i always though is was josh harrett’s kid,but maybe chris has been paid to keep quiet

Well that is funny I have a friend who has a 5 month old baby girl and she has a full head of hair. Her baby looks like she is 10 months old but see I was at the hospital and know when she gave birth to her daughter. So I find it funny how there is all this spectulation on how old Suri is. I honestly believe that she is just one year old.

I am a Muslim. Esra, I don’t know this for a fact, but I can predict that you are Muslim too from what you said about everyone is going to hell. You see, we believe that others who do not follow our Prophet Mohammed Peace Be Upon Him, and the Quran (our Holy Book) will eventually dwell in Hell for eternity. Hey, lets face it, there are winners and losers, I mean isn’t it the same in Christianity, or hold on, Christians don’t know anything about their religion anyway. The point is, Esra, you had no right to say that these people will go to hell, and to be so sure about it. You never know, maybe Allah (God) will lead them to the right path of Islam and they will go to heaven. You guys, am not defending you, all I am doing is following what Islam has taught me, to always defend and show the truth no matter what. To all of you out there, whether it was Shadow Girl, or Marie, or none of your business or whoever, dig deeper into your minds. Look beyond what you can see, think, pull yourselves together, and search for the truth. You will be shocked when you find out the truth. Do yourselves a favor, read the Bible, from cover to cover, and see what it beholds, look for its flaws, keep searching for the truth.

I have nothing else to say except that even if Suri is not Tom’s baby, lets look at it in another way. What happened to adultery people, assuming that Suri is Chris’s baby. By the way, did you know that adultery doesn’t only mean to have sexual intercourse with another person during marriage but also outside marriage, meaning all the boyfriend girlfriend trend? Thats the problem here, you are born into the world, full of so many things,and you just follow whatever there is to follow without questioning anything, and then it becomes too late, too too late to fix the past. All I am asking is for you guys to open up your eyes. We are already living in ‘hell’ here on earth, why do we need to live in hell after we die too? Anyway, I think I have said too much, Esra, last advice for you, drop all the internet stuff, pick up the Quran and read it, then you’ll find what you have been looking for your whole life.

I have nothing else to say except, May Allah always lead you to the right path in life. Everyone, please take care.

Simsim

i hate tom cruise and hate katie holmes awsome site

Has anyone ever thought that maybe she wore padding the whole pregnancy and this was a deal between the two of them and that Suri was adopted hense the Asian look??? And I really hate that the baby is taking the butt end of the joke when it wasn’t her choice whom her parents are.

I THINK SURI IS TOM+KATIE’S BABY AND ESRA LOVE IT WHEN YOU SAID”IM A TOM CRUISE LOVER” I LOVE THAT AND I’M TOM CRUISE LOVER 2 AND SHADOWGIRL GET A LIFE OK BITCH- WHORE AND GO FUCK YOURSELF +GO FUCK YOUR CAT.IT MIGHT BE YOUR MOM

PLUS HE IS HOT MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, It’s ironic that you lecture Shadow Girl for being nasty and then label people with clinical depression as a fucking nut job. Maybe you should take your own advice instead of being a hypocrite.

none I dont know where you came from but please go away. First lets start off by saying no I didn’t lecture Shadow girl for being nasty. She was insulting everyone for having an opinion different then hers. I didn’t label “people” with clinical depression a nut job I told her she was a nut job. If you are going to go and read everything make sure you start from the top ok…. You can think I am a hypocrite all you want that is fine I enjoy reading what people have to say to me. So you have yourself a wonderful day…..

simsim,

First off where do you get off saying,”Christians don’t know anything about their religion anyway” How dare you. Didn’t thousands of American citizens die because of your god. Infact 2996 people died because of your god allah. As I recall they were all on a suicide mission and were ready to die for allah. So please don’t ever mention your god to me again. I was fortunate to not have lost anyone in 9/11 but my heart still aches for the family and friends of all those lost.

Secondly yes adultry only applies to marriage look it up in dictionary.com. Adultry has nothing to do with the boyfriend/girlfriend “types”

Thirdly you think that we are living in hell here on earth. Well I would have to disagree with you again. I love my life I love everything about it even the bad. I think it is a blessing to even be alive and experience this. If you are not so happy then maybe you should go on some medication. It might help

Sighs:: Ultimately most people are stupid, judgmental, and fundamentally ignorant. This can be proven just by looking at history. All we’ve accomplished in truth is finding more effective ways of killing ourselves, destroying the enviornment and wasting time on the trivial.

I admire Tom’s ability as an actor. I think his marriage to Katie is a sham. I don’t understand how she could believe in Christianity for so many years, and then pledge herself to her husbands religion so readily. This should suggest to anyone a fickle nature or character flaw. This is not a judgment, merely an observation. If the situation were applied to terms of loyalty to a company it would be viewed the same way.

I also don’t agree with bashing the Muslims. There are many of their religion that are pacifist and they can no more be held accountable for the actions of a few radicals as all Christians can be held accountable for the Catholic priest that raped children, the crusaders who wiped out the Egyptians, or than all white americans can be held accountable for slavery, or all black americans for the surge in drug related crimes. Generalizations, and the people who make them are the cause of much of the strife and suffering in the world, and inevitably lead to tragedies like 911.

As for the topic at hand. Everyone is free to express there opinions, as I said I like Tom’s work, I felt his performance in the Last Samurai for example was nothing short of epic and I enjoyed the movie and what he brought to it very much.

I also have enjoyed Katie’s earlier work, and own all 6 seasons of Dawson’s Creek, and a few of the movies she has starred in like Disturbing behavior. However no one can deny that since her involvement with Tom she’s been made into an industry joke. One cannot also over look the fact that she turned down a 1-2 million dollar film, to be in a film that cannot offer her more than .25 million, and has little hope of advancing her career.
In addition the Batman role was one she had previously agreed to reprise if the opportunity came up, despite the reviews of several critics less than happy than her performance.

Love and hate are very trivial and interchangable things. Logic endures and is open to idea of new revelations and insights, re-affirming ideas, or putting them aside as more evidence is brought into play. Love and hate are very inflexible in this regard. Which is why the eastern religions avoid the concepts of embracing Love/Hate as the answer to anything, and instead focus on the concepts of balance, respectfulness, and integrity.

While no one can rightfully deny the talents of TomKat, it is reasonable to question their decisions, and even the facts or truths of their relationship. Why? Because as human beings we can only draw conclusions about things by comparison. Meaning we have no choice but to draw conclusion about others, and their lives, in order to make sense of our own, it is the reason that we crave interaction despite the inevitability of conflict.

The post on this site are a prime example. People using each other as sounding boards, or in some cases scratching post, to further affirm their beliefs and views.

As you can see some people make things more personal than others, and some people can only see one or two sides of the issue, when their are as many vantage points to a subject, as there are people in the world. My suggestion to everyone is not to draw conclusions from an emotional perspective and to try to be considerate of others, as one would hope we are all taught as children, it is possible as adults that we disagree, but that is no reason for a lack of civility.

I will end with that thought as I have begun into a lecture unintentionally and I am probably being boring or maudlin at this point, as well as overly wordy. I will now retire and pop in season two of Dawson’s Creek and remember happier days.

Yknow, I actually don’t mind Tom Cruise (apart from Scientology. That’s bull) …but this does explain a lot…

I suppose if you want to know who the parents are, look at the colour of her eyes, because you can only inherit that from the mother and father. Suri’s look dark blue on the magazine cover, whereas Tom and Kate both have brown eyes. This could have easily been edited by the photographers, just like airbrushing, to make the baby look “cuter” or whatever, but you never know…

just so you know no you can not only get blue eyes from your parents. Blue eyes are a resessive gene and can show up late in a family

cute babies always grow up to be ugly people! specially when they hit 10 yrs old! its true, and i did a study on it…and all test proved positive especially with tom cruises and katie holmess child! all signs pointed to ugly!

god i hate tom cruise

p.s, i refuse to call them “tomkat” ughghghghg! i hate those joint together names for celebrity couples ie brangelina…beniffer etc etc ughghghghg

Does Tom Cruise take it up the bottom, the smart money is on yes

ally,

it’s not true that a child can only inherit the color of their eyes from their parents. if two brown eyed parents have the recessive gene for light colored eyes then a child could, in fact, have light eyes rather than brown. for example, both of my parents have brown eyes and are brunette (all of my dad’s siblings have either blue or green eyes and are brunette and i think my mom’s are a mixture of brown and blue and two were born blonde, three - inlcuding her- brunette) but my brother was born with hazel eyes (they usually look blue) and blonde hair. his hair darkend over time. it’s all about the mixture of dominant and recessive genes not this-goes-here and that-goes-there which determins how a person looks.

i know i’m late on the bandwagon here but i had to say something.