‹ C’mon, Admit It: You Hate Tom Cruise Too •
“South Park’s” Emmy-nominated “Trapped in the Closet” episode skewering Scientology and featuring Tom Cruise—you guessed it!—trapped in the closet returns to Comedy Central tonight, July 19, after being abruptly pulled from rotation. Enjoy watching it while you can, kiddies. We can only guess what Tom will do to get it yanked again.

5 comments
Comments feed for this article
August 7, 2006 at 9:53 pm
Andrew
rofl that explains it all!
August 24, 2006 at 8:10 am
Holly
I can’t stand the little twat either or his profanely self righteous attitude, who the hell is this poisened little dwarf????? That has the bare faced cheek to lecture people on the natures of reality HE BELEIVES IN ALIENS !!!!!!!!!! (and much worse besides!!) If he didn’t have the Hollywood lifestyle etc he’d be jumping up and down on a sofa in a loony hospital (at least the straight jacket would stop him waving his little weedy girl arms around)
Looking forward to;
Mission (hopelessly) Impossible 4/The ressurrection of his career
H x
August 25, 2006 at 1:45 pm
Christina
I love this episode of South Park!
He is such a rat-faced smug asshole!
I hope his career completely disolves….
then Brooke Shields can low-blow him!! haha!
August 25, 2006 at 4:40 pm
Miss JG
this friggin’ kicks ass! I have depression, something the cock knows nothing about…really. Tom Cruise is a cock, he acts all psycho…could be bipolar….I love watching him get burned… he should apologize to all the depressed people…’cuz he shot off his mouth and lost many fans….he’s gonna get his..I would love to slap him sometime…hehehe….YOU’RE A FUCKIN’ COCK, TC! -Miss JG >: )
August 26, 2006 at 12:31 pm
MelissaKicksAss
The only thing wrong with that episode of South Park is the beginning and the end are too close together.
Tom Cruise is an idiot. He needs to get over the fact that his shelf-life as a hot Hollywood commodity are over, and retire. I thought he was a no-talent when he did “the Outsiders”, way before most of the people who will read this were born. The only movie I can even tolerate him in is “A Few Good Men”, and the three reasons I can even tolerate that movie are (1) Jack Nicholson, (2) Demi Moore, and (3) Kevin Bacon. You could have put any actor in his role and it would have worked.
But then Tom Cruise now thinks he can push his weirdo-religion on everyone. To pick on poor Brooke Shields! She is a far better actor than he is. I thought it was great when she pointed out that Tom Cruise has never had post-partum depression!
Cheers!